Hey, loyal SportsCracklePop reader. My name is Justin. Remember me?
It’s been a week since I’ve posted anything on the ol’ interwebs, but I have an excellent excuse. Two excuses, actually.
1. I was away, in Boston, to watch the Celtics not win a title and the entire city’s fanbase immediately turn it’s attention the Red Sox and act as if the Finals never happened.
2. Also, I had nothing to say.
Luckily, King Ing kept everyone amused with pictures of naked men and old people falling at baseball games. Sadly though, his ongoing search for an old naked person falling at a baseball game drags on unfulfilled. He is Ahab and naked old people tripping down stadium steps are his proverbial Moby Dick.
Aside from watching a fraudulent sports city collectively shoot off that little mind eraser device from Men In Black, I also did a little science experiment while I was away.Â I call it the immovable object vs the unstoppable force. In this case, the immovable object is the contents of myÂ bowels while away from home and the unstoppable force is my low-grade lactose intolerance.
The results may shock you.