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Raw Fluke, The Euk and Enough Puns To Make You Puke

Justin July 1, 2013 0

It’s been pretty terrible in New York lately. It’s been hot, but worse, its been humid. The city become almost unbearable after a few days of humid weather, with the sidewalks baking. the air

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Music Class, Story Bypass and Oral Morass

Justin June 10, 2013 0

On Thursday night, I went to see a symphony. Why? Well, dickheads, it’s because I’m a classy motherfucker. You may remember that, a few months ago, I went to a country music show. I

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Midget Price,Tito’s Nice and Reading the Same Thing Twice

Justin June 2, 2013 0

On Friday, there was a midget on the Price is Right. A MIDGET!!!!!! MAKE A WISH! Was your wish for more midget on Price is Right? On Thursday night, I went to the Yankee

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Music Mystery, Murder Mystery and Revised History

Justin May 26, 2013 0

What the fuck is Daft Punk? Everywhere I look, I see articles about Daft Punk’s new album and how the immediate release of a Daft Punk remix is the most Daft Punk thing that

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Friends Who Are Funny, Athletes With Money and Lying About Sonny

Justin May 19, 2013 1

I’ve been spending a ridiculous amount of time with my imaginary friend lately. Well, the friend isn’t imaginary as much as the friendship is. His name is Marc Maron and he is dominating my

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Baseball Funk, Not a Punk and Driving Drunk

Justin May 13, 2013 1

I’m sitting on my couch right now, watching game 2 of a doubleheader between the Yankees and Indians. And I’m shocked to realize that this might be the first baseball game that I’ve actually

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On Questions Dumb, Missing and International

Justin May 6, 2013 0

Here is a question that I, a grown man, asked another human being, who happens to be an employee at a store that sells greeting cards. “Umm.. excuse me.  Do you guys have any

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Social Change, Shooter’s Range and Movie Strange

Justin April 29, 2013 0

This is where my procrastination kills me. I was going to write this week’s review yesterday but I didn’t really have a great idea for an intro, so I decided to wait a day

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Skim Scam, Scott Shot and A Silver and Black Comeback

Justin April 22, 2013 0

You can not get a gallon of normal skim milk in New York City on a Sunday Night. It’s nearly impossible. And on the occasions when you can find one, the expiration date is usually like

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Street Pee, Broken Knee and Coaching Tree

Justin April 7, 2013 0

I learned something about myself this weekend,  something that’s been buried deep in the recesses of my subconscious. I would rather get hit by a car than pee in my pants. I was on

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