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Midget Price,Tito’s Nice and Reading the Same Thing Twice

Justin June 2, 2013 0

On Friday, there was a midget on the Price is Right. A MIDGET!!!!!! MAKE A WISH! Was your wish for more midget on Price is Right? On Thursday night, I went to the Yankee

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Music Mystery, Murder Mystery and Revised History

Justin May 26, 2013 0

What the fuck is Daft Punk? Everywhere I look, I see articles about Daft Punk’s new album and how the immediate release of a Daft Punk remix is the most Daft Punk thing that

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Friends Who Are Funny, Athletes With Money and Lying About Sonny

Justin May 19, 2013 1

I’ve been spending a ridiculous amount of time with my imaginary friend lately. Well, the friend isn’t imaginary as much as the friendship is. His name is Marc Maron and he is dominating my

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Baseball Funk, Not a Punk and Driving Drunk

Justin May 13, 2013 1

I’m sitting on my couch right now, watching game 2 of a doubleheader between the Yankees and Indians. And I’m shocked to realize that this might be the first baseball game that I’ve actually

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On Questions Dumb, Missing and International

Justin May 6, 2013 0

Here is a question that I, a grown man, asked another human being, who happens to be an employee at a store that sells greeting cards. “Umm.. excuse me.  Do you guys have any

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Social Change, Shooter’s Range and Movie Strange

Justin April 29, 2013 0

This is where my procrastination kills me. I was going to write this week’s review yesterday but I didn’t really have a great idea for an intro, so I decided to wait a day

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Skim Scam, Scott Shot and A Silver and Black Comeback

Justin April 22, 2013 0

You can not get a gallon of normal skim milk in New York City on a Sunday Night. It’s nearly impossible. And on the occasions when you can find one, the expiration date is usually like

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Street Pee, Broken Knee and Coaching Tree

Justin April 7, 2013 0

I learned something about myself this weekend,  something that’s been buried deep in the recesses of my subconscious. I would rather get hit by a car than pee in my pants. I was on

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Undone Chores, Tampa Bay Bores and Scouting Tours

Justin April 1, 2013 0

During the first weekend of March, I had a couple of friends stay at my apartment. One stayed on a Saturday, the other stayed on Sunday and Monday. Both slept on my couch and

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Quick Trip, Bad Dad and Empty Search

Justin March 25, 2013 0

The New York Times travel section sometimes publishes stories called “36 hours in..”   Well, this past weekend, I did my own version of that. I spent 40 hours in Scottsdale, Arizona. Going in,

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