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Homeland Fear, Boston Jeer And Hockey’s Here

Homeland Fear, Boston Jeer And Hockey’s Here

Justin September 30, 2013 1

These weekly posts always include a picture of the front cover of Sports Illustrated. Today, it will also feature a picture of the back cover:     This ad has been mocking me all

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Dessert Trends, Career Ends and Critical Pens

Dessert Trends, Career Ends and Critical Pens

Justin September 23, 2013 0

I ate a Cronut last week. In case you are unaware, cronuts were the big it-food of the summer in New York. A baker named Dominique Ansel took a croissant, cooked it like you

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Good Comics, Bad Advice and Terrible Fans

Good Comics, Bad Advice and Terrible Fans

Justin September 9, 2013 0

Dave Chappelle is funny. That’s a shocking statement, I know. But, It’s worth repeating. Dave Chappelle is funny. I don’t mean he’s a good comedy writer. I don’t mean his show was hilarious. I

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Internet Woes, Quarterback Throws and Meaningful Prose

Internet Woes, Quarterback Throws and Meaningful Prose

Justin September 4, 2013 0

SCP family, are you wondering why this posting is coming two days late? Here’s a hint, in the form of a paid advertisement once taken out by the comedian Eugene Mirman in his local

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Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Justin August 26, 2013 0

Internet, I have a girlfriend. It’s been a few months and so far, so good. I have absolutely no complaints. I actually have one complaint. I have  no idea what to call her. Now,

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Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Justin August 19, 2013 0

I have a great idea for a kids movie. There’s this group of little girls who have all been abandoned by their families. They live in abject poverty and indentured servitude to an abusive

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Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Justin August 12, 2013 0

Here’s an old Louie CK bit that is relevant to today’s conversation: Specifically, we’re talking about the pants thing. Much like Louie, I have been having a problem keeping my pants up lately. I

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Rapper Tips, Smells Like Strips and Arod’s Purple Lips

Justin August 5, 2013 0

I think the rapper, T.I., should name his next album “Magnum T.I.” and the cover should be a picture of an extra large condom wrapper and a giant bottle of champagne. That seems like

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Record Rows, Late Shows and Softball Throws

Justin July 29, 2013 0

I once went out with a girl who, early on in our first date, answered one of my shitty “get to know you” questions by saying, “I don’t really like music.” Let me repeat

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Summer Blues, Pirates Cruise and Shower Shoes

Justin July 22, 2013 0

I’m sorry, internet. I’ve been neglecting my duties as SCP’s resident important social commentator/dick joke maker. I’ve had a lot going on this summer and our beloved website has been forced to pay the

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