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“I’m Sending My Rooster to College”: A Guest Reviewer Joins SCP

Justin September 30, 2010 0

ED NOTE: My tour of Nuptials continues on for yet another week (Good luck Ethan and Amy and Kim and Guy. ((those are two separate couples who held two separate weddings, not one wacky

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Property Of…, Picture Perfect, Perfect Player

Justin September 24, 2010 0

(Hi.  John again from 200 Miles From the Citi.  This is my last fill-in for Justin during his ultra-busy fall.  He’ll have another week away next week, and I think he has someone special

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DVR Dilemmas, Pure Poetry and A Ton of Trash

Justin September 18, 2010 0

I’d like to start this week by thanking John for filling in last week. And to pre-thank him for filling in next week. We’re going to have a special guest fill in on October

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Early Arrival, Middling Former Pros, Late Touchdowns

Justin September 10, 2010 0

(Hi.  It’s John from 200 Miles From the Citi.  Justin is out of town for a bachelor party.  That’s great news for me because I get to pinch hit as the Sports Illustrated reviewer

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Bad Gifts, Good Guys, and Decent Articles

Justin August 27, 2010 0

Its about that time again. My SI subscription is set to run out next month. Obviously, I’m going to renew. But, as is the case with everything else in my life, I’m being lazy 

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Presidential Dick Jokes, Bad Puns and a Happy Ending

Justin August 21, 2010 0

…and that’s how the 1960 Presidential election convinced me to start a new fantasy football league. Let’s start from the beginning and go through this step by step. In 1961, Theodore White published a

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Peaking, Stealing and Catching Up With The Gilmore Girls

Justin August 13, 2010 2

I have a problem. Well, I have a lot of problems. Today, we will focus on one. It ends with a funny story, though, and you all like funny stories. Here’s the problem: I

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Swampy Pants, Scary Dudes and Miserable Hacks

Justin August 6, 2010 2

Let’s talk about my balls. More accurately, let’s talk about the 10 square inch pocket of air that exists between my balls and my pants. It’s pretty humid in there. AND I DON’T LIKE

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A Note To Our Readers

Justin July 30, 2010 0

Hi. How’s everything? Glad to hear it. Let me get right down to brass tacks. Sports Illustrated put out their annual summer double issue this week. As a result, it’s going to take me

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Plane Crashes, Wife Beaters and Bad Comparisons

Justin July 24, 2010 0

I’m gonna start this week with part of a reader comment.  This was written by someone named jumpshooter, in reference to my review a couple of weeks back. There is some wit to your

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