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Plane Crashes, Wife Beaters and Bad Comparisons

Justin July 24, 2010 0

I’m gonna start this week with part of a reader comment.  This was written by someone named jumpshooter, in reference to my review a couple of weeks back. There is some wit to your

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Catcher Fools, Cauliflower and Cabrera

Justin July 16, 2010 0

We open this week with a welcome to some special readers: Hello, family of Atlanta Braves catcher Brian McCann.  You must be reading, because I don’t know who else would react so quickly and

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Fuck it, I’m Wearing Jeans

Justin July 9, 2010 1

Am I downtown chic? I am hip and fun? These are questions I’ve been asking myself for the better part of a week. I am not having an existential crisis or looking to recreate

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Mothers, Sons and Cousins

Justin July 3, 2010 1

Let’s talk about movies. More specifically, let’s talk about movie posters. I walked by a theatre this morning and saw an ad for Cyrus. John C Reilly plays a guy who dates Marisa Tomei

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Zen and The Art of Kitchen Maintenance

Justin June 26, 2010 1

I have never actually taken a cooking class, nor do I have any actual culinary skills.  Still, I’ve recently decided to declare myself a master chef. This may sound a bit rash to you.

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Near Perfect, Far From Perfect, and Some Dude With Balloons

Justin June 12, 2010 2

“You seen my cell phone?…What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone.” Did that make you laugh? Do you want more of it? Well, have

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Redd Foxx, Black Hawks, and the Ol’ Red, White and Blue

Justin June 5, 2010 0

John Wooden was 99 years old. He coached his last game at UCLA three years before I was born. I have no particular affinity for the UCLA program or any of the players who

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God Damn, That’s A Lot of Magazine

Justin May 28, 2010 0

If you know me, you know that I’m a slave to ritual. I wake up at the same time every day then go through the exact same routine every morning, down pretty much to

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Old Before Our Time

Justin May 21, 2010 0

Let me start by thanking our good friend John, from 200 Miles From the Citi, for sitting in for me last week on SI review duty. He did an excellent (and grammatically pristine) job.

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The Big Sidekick and Boring Science

King Ing May 15, 2010 0

Justin again somehow got chosen to be the best man at a wedding, fortunately we have John from 200 Miles from the Citi to fill the void. (If you like the Mets and you

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