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Dental Floss, Weight Loss and Magazine Toss

Justin November 28, 2011 0

I hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend. A number of friends have told me I did. I certainly had a healthy week leading up to the holiday. I went for my biannual cleaning

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Grooming Decisions, Looming Disasters, and Booming Slapshots

Justin November 19, 2011 1

And now, I have a beard. It happened by accident. I worked mornings last week and, as a sign of civil disobedience against a system that makes me show up to the office at

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Bad Jokes, Bad Haircuts and Even Worse Haircuts (on Donald Trump’s Head)

Justin November 14, 2011 0

If life were a football game, I would be a jumpy left tackle. I’m constantly crossing the line and it’s always offensive. This is most obvious when it comes to good natured ribbing among friends.

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More Anti Social Behavior, More Wasted Journalism and More SI Than Usual

Justin November 7, 2011 1

I don’t like your friends. That’s not true. I like most of them, individually. I just don’t like them as a group. There are few things in life that I enjoy less than being forced

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Laugh Tracks and Mail Fails

Justin October 30, 2011 0

“OMG. You are Chandler.” This being 2011, that’s not the sort of text message one expects to receive from a friend at 11:30. And yet, there it was, one night last week. To be fair,

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Unwelcoming Faces, Stigmatized Places and Basket Cases

Justin October 23, 2011 0

My face has apparently become a problem. I woke up Wednesday in a perfectly fine mood. It was raining and I didn’t sleep well the night before, but, all in all, I was feeling

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Empty Head, Dirty Teeth and Magic Arm

Justin October 14, 2011 0

Writer’s block is a bitch. Sports Illustrated: October 17th, 2011  

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Red Bank, Crimson Tide and A Three Way

Justin October 8, 2011 0

No one wants to see Weird Al with me and I think that’s a terrible indictment of where we are as a society. Mr Yankovic, one of the great comic minds of our time,

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Dumb Readers, Dumber Pitchers and A Dude From Harvard

Justin October 2, 2011 0

A few weeks ago, I addressed an SCP commenter named Bobby, who posted a comment about model Kate Upton that we had to pull down off the site. You may remember. He got a

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Liberal Rage, False Sage and Statistical Gauge

Justin September 24, 2011 0

The New York City Subway system is the exact nexus where crippling mental illness meets moneyed liberal guilt. Up until this point, mental illness has usually come out on top. Today, I’m here to

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