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Inner Child, Photos Compiled And Peter King Defiled

Justin January 21, 2012 0

The phone rang Friday night at around 7:30. “Can I call you back?” I said, “I’ve got stuff cooking on three different surfaces right now.” To my friend, it sounded like I was cooking

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Small World, Frozen Friends and International Incidents

Justin January 16, 2012 0

We’ve had a banner week at SCP in terms of reader feedback. I’d like to start by congratulating Pat Gordon, who won the autographed Aaron Rodgers mini-helmet on Saturday, by answering King Ing’s trivia

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Mail Call, Football and Safe Call

Justin January 7, 2012 1

I know an awful lot about T.K. Haroman, considering I’ve never  met him. I know he went to school at Notre Dame. I know he plays golf. I know he likes running. I know

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Phone Fail, Garbage Pail and Coaching Hail

Justin December 18, 2011 0

My new Iphone came Thursday. My first new Iphone related freak out came just two days later. Saturday evening, 6:15: I was sitting in my apartment, playing around with the phone and its new

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Short Circuit, Long Careers and Longer Articles About Stuff I Don’t Care About

Justin December 13, 2011 0

Remember the movie, “Short Circuit?” A robot named Johnny 5 becomes alive and then Steve Guttenberg drives in a van with Ally Sheedy and a guy doing a bad Indian accent.  Also, Johnny 5

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DOA Call, NBA Ball and BCS Pall

Justin December 3, 2011 0

I fell down this morning. This was no stumble or skipped step. This was a full on, tripped over the ottoman in my bedroom, went airborne and landed flat on my face and watched

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Dental Floss, Weight Loss and Magazine Toss

Justin November 28, 2011 0

I hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend. A number of friends have told me I did. I certainly had a healthy week leading up to the holiday. I went for my biannual cleaning

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Grooming Decisions, Looming Disasters, and Booming Slapshots

Justin November 19, 2011 1

And now, I have a beard. It happened by accident. I worked mornings last week and, as a sign of civil disobedience against a system that makes me show up to the office at

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Bad Jokes, Bad Haircuts and Even Worse Haircuts (on Donald Trump’s Head)

Justin November 14, 2011 0

If life were a football game, I would be a jumpy left tackle. I’m constantly crossing the line and it’s always offensive. This is most obvious when it comes to good natured ribbing among friends.

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More Anti Social Behavior, More Wasted Journalism and More SI Than Usual

Justin November 7, 2011 1

I don’t like your friends. That’s not true. I like most of them, individually. I just don’t like them as a group. There are few things in life that I enjoy less than being forced

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