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Bad Taste, Bad Sleep and Bad Tackling

Justin September 2, 2011 1

ESPN wouldn’t let me name my fantasy football team 9/11. “But Justin,” you ask, “why would you want to name your fantasy football team 9/11?” My motivation is immaterial to this argument. It doesn’t

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Close Calls, Close Words and Clothes Mullets

Justin August 30, 2011 0

There was a quake on Tuesday and a hurricane on Sunday. Wow. On behalf of all of us, I’d like to say, FUCK YOU, EARTH. There are a few things no one likes to

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A Bad Sport, A Bad Pitcher and A Great Sandwich Recipe

Justin August 22, 2011 0

It’s college football preview issue week! I don’t like college football. Sports Illustrated put out a series of regional covers this week. Stanford, Nebraska, Oklahoma, and the one I received, Alabama. How am I in

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Reader Words, Red Sox Turds and Football Nerds

Justin August 13, 2011 1

I would like to start this week with a quick message to our nation’s homeless population. Hello, homeless population. Thank you for stopping by our website while trolling for illicit pornography on the computers

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Cuban Revolutionaries, Palestinian Players and American Heroes

Justin August 5, 2011 0

Chuck Knoblauch is following me on twitter. I was initially very excited when I received the email informing me of that fact. Then I looked at his account and realized he’s following thousands of people. He

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Polos, Ponzis and Pirates

Justin July 30, 2011 0

Has the average male arm somehow gotten shorter in the past few years? That’s the only possible explanation for why the sleeves on polo shirts have all of a sudden became smaller. For the

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Heat Waves, Soccer Babes and Unmarked Graves

Justin July 24, 2011 0

And there I sat, sweltering. It was 8:30 Friday morning and the mercury had already risen past 90 degrees.  Fresh out of the shower, but already sweating,  I knew enough to put off getting

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A Real Beatle, A Noble Colt And A Fake Tiger

Justin July 16, 2011 0

Here’s the thing about a Paul McCartney concert.  It doesn’t matter. For me, at least, the experience was made the second Sir Paul strummed his first note on stage. At that point, he could

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Strange Calls, Different Ideas and Weird Al

Justin July 9, 2011 4

I spend a lot of time listening to sports talk radio. And when I’m not listening, I’m usually watching it. (Thanks to Time Warner Cable in NYC, I can literally watch nothing but simulcasts of sports

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Fires, Liars and Rock and Roll Skyers

Justin July 2, 2011 0

This is one of those “only in New York” moments. On Friday morning, at around 10:15, I was walking West on 86th street, towards 3rd avenue. It was already hot out, probably in the

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