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Mom Dates, QB Traits and Sad Fates

Justin September 15, 2012 0

And now, the story of the time I once tried to ask a girl out but wound up propositioning her mother instead. A few years ago, a woman from work decided to set me

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Birthday Boozing, Table Snoozing and Mental Faculties Losing

Justin September 8, 2012 0

When I was 22 years old, I took a trip to Atlanta to visit a friend who went to Georgia Tech. One night, I got drunk, ran across a highway, got punched in the

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Car Ports, Clay Courts and Scouting Reports

Justin September 3, 2012 0

I am a terrible driver. I always have been. The day I got my driver’s license, I picked up BShrek and BHersk at their houses, pulled out of the driveway and proclaimed, “Oh my

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Exposed Skin, Thin Skin and Pig Skin

Justin August 19, 2012 0

I’m just going to come right out and say it. Ladies, I can see your bra. Every day, all over the place, women of all ages are exposing their undergarments. It’s becoming an epidemic. I’m

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Being Nice, Chili Spice and Olympic Advice

Justin August 14, 2012 2

I have a lot of friends. Way more than you do. That’s not a reflection on you. It’s just that I’m funnier and smarter and more pleasant to be around than other people. It’s

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Psychological Profiling and No Interest in Olympic Diving

Justin August 7, 2012 0

Internet, do you think I’m a psychopath? Apparently, this is a real concern. And it’s not because I’ve shared a string of pretty anti-social inner monologues in this space over the past several years.

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Bad Day Dreams, Unimportant Teams and Nonsensical Scientific Themes

Justin July 29, 2012 0

My girlfriend is pregnant!! I’m not the father. Also, I’ve never actually had a conversation with her. Let’s start at the beginning.  There is a pharmacy around the corner from my apartment. It’s my

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Big Apple, Big Backs and Big Mouths

Justin July 8, 2012 0

On July 9th, 2002, the All Star Game ended in a tie after 11 innings, when both teams ran out of pitchers. I was not watching when that decision was made. I saw Torii

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Kid Stuff, Baseball Fluff and History Buff

Justin July 2, 2012 1

Scenes from a weekend: -I spent the weekend at my parents’ house. Both Beltway Buddy and SCP book club member Craig were in town as well, visiting their parents.  On Sunday, Beltway Buddy and

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Celebrity Scenes, Dream Teams and Defection Schemes

Justin June 16, 2012 0

The President of the United States of America, Barack H Obama, was in New York City on Thursday. He visited the World Trade Center site, then attended a pair of fundraisers. The first event

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