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Short Circuit, Long Careers and Longer Articles About Stuff I Don’t Care About

Justin December 13, 2011 0

Remember the movie, “Short Circuit?” A robot named Johnny 5 becomes alive and then Steve Guttenberg drives in a van with Ally Sheedy and a guy doing a bad Indian accent.  Also, Johnny 5

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DOA Call, NBA Ball and BCS Pall

Justin December 3, 2011 0

I fell down this morning. This was no stumble or skipped step. This was a full on, tripped over the ottoman in my bedroom, went airborne and landed flat on my face and watched

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Dental Floss, Weight Loss and Magazine Toss

Justin November 28, 2011 0

I hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend. A number of friends have told me I did. I certainly had a healthy week leading up to the holiday. I went for my biannual cleaning

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Grooming Decisions, Looming Disasters, and Booming Slapshots

Justin November 19, 2011 1

And now, I have a beard. It happened by accident. I worked mornings last week and, as a sign of civil disobedience against a system that makes me show up to the office at

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Bad Jokes, Bad Haircuts and Even Worse Haircuts (on Donald Trump’s Head)

Justin November 14, 2011 0

If life were a football game, I would be a jumpy left tackle. I’m constantly crossing the line and it’s always offensive. This is most obvious when it comes to good natured ribbing among friends.

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More Anti Social Behavior, More Wasted Journalism and More SI Than Usual

Justin November 7, 2011 1

I don’t like your friends. That’s not true. I like most of them, individually. I just don’t like them as a group. There are few things in life that I enjoy less than being forced

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Laugh Tracks and Mail Fails

Justin October 30, 2011 0

“OMG. You are Chandler.” This being 2011, that’s not the sort of text message one expects to receive from a friend at 11:30. And yet, there it was, one night last week. To be fair,

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Unwelcoming Faces, Stigmatized Places and Basket Cases

Justin October 23, 2011 0

My face has apparently become a problem. I woke up Wednesday in a perfectly fine mood. It was raining and I didn’t sleep well the night before, but, all in all, I was feeling

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Empty Head, Dirty Teeth and Magic Arm

Justin October 14, 2011 0

Writer’s block is a bitch. Sports Illustrated: October 17th, 2011  

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Red Bank, Crimson Tide and A Three Way

Justin October 8, 2011 0

No one wants to see Weird Al with me and I think that’s a terrible indictment of where we are as a society. Mr Yankovic, one of the great comic minds of our time,

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