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Being Nice, Chili Spice and Olympic Advice

Justin August 14, 2012 2

I have a lot of friends. Way more than you do. That’s not a reflection on you. It’s just that I’m funnier and smarter and more pleasant to be around than other people. It’s

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Psychological Profiling and No Interest in Olympic Diving

Justin August 7, 2012 0

Internet, do you think I’m a psychopath? Apparently, this is a real concern. And it’s not because I’ve shared a string of pretty anti-social inner monologues in this space over the past several years.

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Bad Day Dreams, Unimportant Teams and Nonsensical Scientific Themes

Justin July 29, 2012 0

My girlfriend is pregnant!! I’m not the father. Also, I’ve never actually had a conversation with her. Let’s start at the beginning.  There is a pharmacy around the corner from my apartment. It’s my

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Big Apple, Big Backs and Big Mouths

Justin July 8, 2012 0

On July 9th, 2002, the All Star Game ended in a tie after 11 innings, when both teams ran out of pitchers. I was not watching when that decision was made. I saw Torii

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Kid Stuff, Baseball Fluff and History Buff

Justin July 2, 2012 1

Scenes from a weekend: -I spent the weekend at my parents’ house. Both Beltway Buddy and SCP book club member Craig were in town as well, visiting their parents.  On Sunday, Beltway Buddy and

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Celebrity Scenes, Dream Teams and Defection Schemes

Justin June 16, 2012 0

The President of the United States of America, Barack H Obama, was in New York City on Thursday. He visited the World Trade Center site, then attended a pair of fundraisers. The first event

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Angry Twits, Religious Fits and Letterman Bits

Justin June 10, 2012 0

I can’t believe I’m a Twitter pussy. It should come as no surprise to you that, in real life, I try to avoid conflict at all costs. I back away from fights. I tend

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Mentally Absent, Intellectually Bored and Physically Enhanced

Justin June 3, 2012 0

I hit a wall sometime late last week. I didn’t realize it at the time, but I was completely burnt out. I wasn’t sleeping well. I didn’t feel like I was performing well at

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Diet Plans, Fair Weather Fans and Lady-Mans

Justin May 27, 2012 0

So, I’ve done it. Today is the 7th day of my weeklong adventure in vegetarianism. And I’ve achieved the goal. No meat. No chicken. No pork. No fish. No eggs. Was it hard? Not

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Veggie Tales, Phone Fails and Olympic Trails

Justin May 21, 2012 0

Part of me wishes I wasn’t such a fat ass. But another, larger part of me wishes pies grew on trees and chicken parm was an appropriate breakfast option. (I would consider a chicken

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