The lockout gave the Dallas Stars Ice Girls time to cover Little Big Town’s “Pontoon.” And cover it they did.

Three minutes of the Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleaders screaming and yelling. Scaredy cats!

Imagine a cheerleading squad going crazy after every Messi and Iniesta goal. Unfortunately that isn’t what we have here. This is just a video introducing the members of the Barcelona basketball dance team.

I was tricked into watching this whole thing.

How did I miss this and where do I sign up for the next session? Nothing like getting anally violated and seeing the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders at the same time.

Ok, where do you begin with a story about 26 cheerleaders stuck in a University of Texas elevator?

While the girls who got stuck performing this prank act of stupidity were not actual University of Texas Cheerleaders, how could I not imagine begin stuck in an elevator with these UT cheerleaders?