Tiger Woods might be the worst tipper in the world

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

While Tiger Woods is the best golfer in the world, Page Six tells us one thing he isn't great at and that is leaving a gratuity. "While he may have a golden grip on his golf clubs, he has a pretty firm grasp on his wallet, too. "Whenever Tiger was in ...

Kei Igawa’s foolproof plan for avoiding a trade

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

The guys at Respect Jeter's Gangster discover the best plan to avoid getting traded. Just threaten to punch your boss' horse. “I’ve never folded under pressure,” said Yankees co-chairperson Hank Steinbrenner. “But this was something different.” Steinbrenner, who has looked to trade Igawa since his troubled beginning, found himself unable to make ...

Minor leager turned cat killer

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Joseph Petcka, a miserable minor league pitcher for the Mets in the early 90's, pleaded guilty today to killing his girlfriend's cat. According to the prosecutors, Petcka killed the 7-year-old feline in a drunken rage. His girlfriend must have refused his ransom demands. [Fox News]

Pop goes the Tartt

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

As if our recap of athletes posting stupid crap on Facebook wasn't long enough, we now have a new contender to add to the list. Jim Tartt, a moron lineman from University of Florida joined a group called "Africa Gives Nothing To The World But AIDS." I'm sure his teammates are ...

Blake Griffin doesn’t love the occasional nut shot

Friday, December 5th, 2008

For some reason Leonard Washington of USC just strolled down the court and gave future lottery pick Blake Griffin a hard nut shot. It still remains a mystery to me why he did it. Just as puzzling as the ball tap is this quote by USC head coach Tim Floyd. "He's ...

Ocho Cinco Gets Ocho Seis’d

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

The Bengals put out a press release today saying that Chad 'Ocho Cinco' Johnson would be deactivated for tonight's game at Pittsburgh after he "violated a team rule". So what rule did he break? The guys at Cincy Jungle say that Chad "got into it" with someone in the organization. Whether ...

Athletes + Facebook = You’re Fired

Friday, November 7th, 2008

It has been a rough year, and an even rougher week, for morons athletes who use Facebook. Here is a break down of the idiots people who have gotten the boot this year after posting crap on their Facebook page.

John Henderson tries the eye gouge on Andrew Whitworth

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

So we now know that the Jacksonville Jaguars John Henderson likes to play and fight dirty. In yesterday's loss to the then win-less Bengals, Henderson got into an altercation with Cincinnati lineman Andrew Whitworth. Instead of, I don't know handling like a man, he goes and tries to gouge out ...

David Beckham can’t stop won’t stop staring at Laker Girls

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

The start of the 08-09 NBA season started on Tuesday with the Lakers dominating the Blazers. Celebrities were all over the Staples Center floor seats enjoying the action. But David Beckham was enjoying a different kind of action. Who can blame him, he has to gawk at these girls now ...

Say It Ain’t So, Jo(ba)

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

Well, you can add another name to the evergrowing list of athletes behaving badly. But this one hurts. A lot. Superstar Yankees hurler Joba Chamberlain was busted for driving drunk in his home state of Nebraska early yesterday, authorities said All this talk about whether Joba belongs in the pen. I didn't ...