What happened to Sammy Sosa’s face?

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Seriously, WTF happened? Sammy Sosa is like Michael Jackson 2.0!

Andre Agassi Did Not Play Stephanie on Full House

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Here's the latest entry from the surprising semi-celebrity meth head files: "Tennis legend Andre Agassi used crystal meth in 1997 and will describe the experience in his forthcoming autobiography, according to a publicist at Knopf, which is publishing the book on Nov. 9." Shocking? I'm not sure. Remember those jean shorts he ...

Reggie Miller learns that chasing married women is a no-no

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

Looks like someone is upset at former NBA baller Reggie Miller for chasing after his wife. And to let the world know about it he rented a plane to fly over the ex-Indiana Pacers' Malibu beachhouse with a banner reading "Reggie Miller Stop Pursuing Married Women!" You got served

Day 1 Recap of Aroid-gate

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Shock and awe hit the Interweb this morning after SI dropped their scandalous report about Arod's alleged steroid use in 2003. There has been a ton of coverage of this story today, so we've collected some of the priceless nuggets for your enjoyment. - "Do you think it was a coincidence ...

Tiger Woods might be the worst tipper in the world

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

While Tiger Woods is the best golfer in the world, Page Six tells us one thing he isn't great at and that is leaving a gratuity. "While he may have a golden grip on his golf clubs, he has a pretty firm grasp on his wallet, too. "Whenever Tiger was in ...

Kei Igawa’s foolproof plan for avoiding a trade

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

The guys at Respect Jeter's Gangster discover the best plan to avoid getting traded. Just threaten to punch your boss' horse. “I’ve never folded under pressure,” said Yankees co-chairperson Hank Steinbrenner. “But this was something different.” Steinbrenner, who has looked to trade Igawa since his troubled beginning, found himself unable to make ...

Minor leager turned cat killer

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Joseph Petcka, a miserable minor league pitcher for the Mets in the early 90's, pleaded guilty today to killing his girlfriend's cat. According to the prosecutors, Petcka killed the 7-year-old feline in a drunken rage. His girlfriend must have refused his ransom demands. [Fox News]

Pop goes the Tartt

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

As if our recap of athletes posting stupid crap on Facebook wasn't long enough, we now have a new contender to add to the list. Jim Tartt, a moron lineman from University of Florida joined a group called "Africa Gives Nothing To The World But AIDS." I'm sure his teammates are ...

Blake Griffin doesn’t love the occasional nut shot

Friday, December 5th, 2008

For some reason Leonard Washington of USC just strolled down the court and gave future lottery pick Blake Griffin a hard nut shot. It still remains a mystery to me why he did it. Just as puzzling as the ball tap is this quote by USC head coach Tim Floyd. "He's ...

Ocho Cinco Gets Ocho Seis’d

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

The Bengals put out a press release today saying that Chad 'Ocho Cinco' Johnson would be deactivated for tonight's game at Pittsburgh after he "violated a team rule". So what rule did he break? The guys at Cincy Jungle say that Chad "got into it" with someone in the organization. Whether ...