Jonathan Papelbon is Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Who knew that Boston Red Sox closer was such a good dancer. Thanks to Papelbon's parents, the team got a hold of a high school video where "Ocho Cinco" dances with another man. The clubhouse had a field day with it and Paps looked as uncomfortable as you can be ...

Tatum Bell “accidently” steals Rudi Johnson’s bags

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Tatum Bell isn't happy about the thought of losing his job to Rudi Johnson. So what does he do? According to ProFootballTalk he steals Rudi Johnson's bags. "Johnson left his bags outside CEO Matt Millen’s office while he met with team officials and, ultimately, worked out a deal with the team. ...

It is official - Chad Johnson now known as Ocho Cinco

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Chad Johnson won't let a torn labrum stop him from officially changing his name. "According to Miami radio station 790 The Ticket, which is in Johnson's hometown, the receiver has legally changed his last name to "Ocho Cinco." Johnson's -- sorry -- Ocho Cinco's reported name change has been rumored in ...

Cuban Angel Matos attacks taekwondo judge at the Olympics

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

This definitely is not a show of good sportsmanship on the part of Angel Matos. What did he do you ask? He was given the loss in the bronze medal match. "Matos angrily questioned the call when he was declared the loser of the match for taking too much injury ...

LaDainian Tomlinson and Kimbo Slice Nike workout commercial

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Funny video from Yardbarker featuring LaDainian Tomlinson and Kimbo Slice working out. My favorite part is the guy grilling in the background while LT is benchpressing air conditioners. Also the AC's on each side don't look the same, soit is very unlikely they weigh the same. FIX IT!

Chad Johnson wants his legal last name to be Ocho Cinco

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Michael David Smith over at ProFootballTalk hears rumblings that Chad Johnson is on the verge of legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco in the state of Florida. "If Johnson follows through on this, his actual, legal name will be Chad Ocho Cinco, and the NFL would then (we assume) ...

South Korean goalkeeper scores length of the field goal

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Goalie Jung Sung-Ryeong of South Korea scored a goal against the Ivory Coast. It was from 100 yards out! I guess he just misplayed the bounce.

Rampage Jackson on a rampage

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Former UFC light heavyweight champion Quentin "Rampage" Jackson was arrested after a series of collisions with his large pickup truck on the 55 Freeway. "Law enforcement sources tell us, Rampage was in a car crash near Newport Beach (that's near Laguna Beach in the O.C.) and then split the scene. Cops ...

Congratulations Corey Hart and here is a Beer Bath for your Daughter

Friday, July 11th, 2008

It must be very exciting for Corey Hart to get voted into the All-Star game by the fans. What probably isn't exciting to him is getting a beer bath from his teammates while holding his infant daughter. Hopefully she won't be traumatized from the experience. Although it does seem kind ...

Ashley-Paul Robinson + Facebook = Lost Job

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Facebook prides itself for being an online directory that connects people through social networks. A great way for people to keep in touch with others that they probably wouldn't keep in contact with. You know what you don't use it for? To announce your secret tryout with Fulham FC to ...