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CBS rejects Pornhub’s Super Bowl commercial

January 29, 2013, No Comments

This is as G-Rated as it gets. I guess Kate Upton washing a Mercedes in slow motion is as far as the network is willing to go. Sex sells, but porn doesn’t. Ad is so safe for work. Watch the video and judge for yourself »

McKayla Maroney is the USA Olympic team dancing queen

August 9, 2012, No Comments

Move over Kate Upton. Move over Charles Barkley. There is a new Dougie champ in the building and her name is McKayla Maroney. -H/T Busted Coverage »

Bar Refaeli’s wet t-shirt

July 3, 2012, 1 Comment

Move over Kate Upton, because Bar Refaeli wants that white wet t-shirt crown »

The Chicago Cubs win the World Series

March 6, 2012, No Comments

WIth both “MLB 12 The Show” and MLB2K12 both hitting store shelves today, we naturally get dueling commercials. While the latter brand features the one and only Kate Upton, give me the dramatics of Sony’s ad featuring the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series. Just well done on all levels »

Happy Jeremy Lin Day

February 14, 2012, No Comments

I can’t have all of today’s posts be about my Valentine Kate Upton. Got to show some love to my Asian brother Jeremy Lin. Look at him F up Kobe »

Dumb Readers, Dumber Pitchers and A Dude From Harvard

October 2, 2011, No Comments

A few weeks ago, I addressed an SCP commenter named Bobby, who posted a comment about model Kate Upton that we had to pull down off the site. You may remember. He got a bit explicit about the physical way in which he wanted to express his love for her.  While possibly well intentioned, »

Commenter Creeps and Congressman Sleeps

September 12, 2011, 1 Comment

King Ing was recently away from the site for a couple of weeks. He’s obviously a very important part of the team.  He posts the vast majority of our content, populating our site with videos of soccer players I’ve never heard of and pictures of the hot women those soccer players date. He also »

Who has two thumbs and is excited for the NCAA Tournament?

March 17, 2011, No Comments

KATE UPTON!   »