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Tom Brady and Gisele go surfing

Tom Brady and Gisele go surfing

King Ing July 16, 2008 6

It must be nice to live the life. That is what Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are doing in Costa Rica. A little surfing, a lot of sand. Why can’t life be this easy

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Rampage Jackson on a rampage

Rampage Jackson on a rampage

King Ing July 16, 2008 2

Former UFC light heavyweight champion Quentin “Rampage” Jackson was arrested after a series of collisions with his large pickup truck on the 55 Freeway. “Law enforcement sources tell us, Rampage was in a car

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A Boring Week for the Tour de France

A Boring Week for the Tour de France

California Correspondent July 16, 2008 0

Monday was the first rest day of the 2008 Tour de France. As we predicted before the break, Cadel Evans let loose in Stage 10 to take the yellow jersey and a commanding lead

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Dan Uggla sets record for most All-Star errors

Dan Uggla sets record for most All-Star errors

California Correspondent July 16, 2008 0

Ok, I admit it. I only wanted to write this post because Dan Ugga is Ugly. Uggla set the record for most errors in an all-star game last night with 3 fielding errors –

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I’ll Say It Again. Just Go Away!

I’ll Say It Again. Just Go Away!

Justin July 15, 2008 0

Let’s say you have a job.  You quit the job. The job brings someone in to replace you.  Then, you decide you want the job back.  “Sorry dude,” the job says,”We appreciate your contributions,

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Ichiro’s F***ing Pep-Talk

Ichiro’s F***ing Pep-Talk

California Correspondent July 15, 2008 5

Have you ever wondered why the American League tends to win every All-Star Game? It’s a surprise for us to learn that the AL All-stars have revealed their secret weapon: Ichiro Suzuki’s pre-game pep

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Head Tats and OJ Bombs

Head Tats and OJ Bombs

Justin July 15, 2008 0

The Vegas Summer League is only a few days old, but we’ve already seen plenty of action. First and foremost, we need to address Stephon Marbury’s head. He got a new tattoo on his

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I’m A Believer

I’m A Believer

Justin July 15, 2008 1

I’m a skeptic by nature, never impressed by the next big thing.  It takes a lot to change my mind.  In fact, it’s only really happened twice in the last few years. The first

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Chase Utley: Boo me, Boo you

Chase Utley: Boo me, Boo you

King Ing July 15, 2008 0

Chase Utley doesn’t like to be jeered. He told the New York fans (probably Mets) what to do after he heard the boo birds during his introduction to the home run derby. ESPN caught

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The Crackle Recommends

The Crackle Recommends

Justin July 14, 2008 0

The first installation of this ongoing series was such a sweeping success, I’m back with more! As always, keep in mind the fact that I ripped this off from McSweeneys, and they deserve credit

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