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Ichiro’s F***ing Pep-Talk

Ichiro’s F***ing Pep-Talk

California Correspondent July 15, 2008 5

Have you ever wondered why the American League tends to win every All-Star Game? It’s a surprise for us to learn that the AL All-stars have revealed their secret weapon: Ichiro Suzuki’s pre-game pep

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Head Tats and OJ Bombs

Head Tats and OJ Bombs

Justin July 15, 2008 0

The Vegas Summer League is only a few days old, but we’ve already seen plenty of action. First and foremost, we need to address Stephon Marbury’s head. He got a new tattoo on his

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I’m A Believer

I’m A Believer

Justin July 15, 2008 1

I’m a skeptic by nature, never impressed by the next big thing.  It takes a lot to change my mind.  In fact, it’s only really happened twice in the last few years. The first

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Chase Utley: Boo me, Boo you

Chase Utley: Boo me, Boo you

King Ing July 15, 2008 0

Chase Utley doesn’t like to be jeered. He told the New York fans (probably Mets) what to do after he heard the boo birds during his introduction to the home run derby. ESPN caught

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The Crackle Recommends

The Crackle Recommends

Justin July 14, 2008 0

The first installation of this ongoing series was such a sweeping success, I’m back with more! As always, keep in mind the fact that I ripped this off from McSweeneys, and they deserve credit

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I’ll Betcha This Happens…

I’ll Betcha This Happens…

Justin July 14, 2008 0

Here’s a few predictions for the 2nd half: Ian Kinsler will win the AL MVP. The 2nd baseman and probable Reggie Jackson favorite (He’s Jewish), will win the batting title, while leading the league

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Cristiano Ronaldo out for 3 months and single

Cristiano Ronaldo out for 3 months and single

King Ing July 14, 2008 1

Cristiano Ronaldo will be out for at least three months according to the Portuguese national team physiotherapist. That will be a big blow for Manchester United in their bid to retain both the Premiership

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Jose Canseco destroyed by Vai Sikahema in the first round

Jose Canseco destroyed by Vai Sikahema in the first round

King Ing July 14, 2008 0

Jose Canseco didn’t stand a chance. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t train for a fight against someone who already has 80+ fights under his belt. Vai Sikahema knocked Canseco down twice

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Why can’t Manute Bol get a suit that fits?

Why can’t Manute Bol get a suit that fits?

California Correspondent July 14, 2008 0

The 7′ 7″ Manute Bol, one of the tallest NBA players ever, has been a basketball star since 1986. In the 22 years we’ve followed Manute, I’ve never once seen him wear a suit

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Ladies of the Tour de France: Week 1

Ladies of the Tour de France: Week 1

California Correspondent July 13, 2008 4

The first full week of the 2008 Tour de France is complete — and I am getting tired of gazing at men in spandex. With a three week-long tour through France, it’s a shame

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