Most of you probably noticed that SCP was down for a while due to the fact we were infected with a little thing called malware. Worry no more as we hired the best blog programmer a dollarnaire (my favorite word now thanks to Robert Littal of BSO) could and beefed up security.

We are back like Big Black to the Fantasy Factory. So sit back, relax, and enjoy what little value we bring to this world.

We apologize if you’ve noticed our downtime over the last couple of days. First our site was hacked by some asshole, and then we ran into some strange issues with our database and hosting provider. We are still working out the kinks, but after pulling our hair out for the last few days, it looks like things are beginning to return to normal. I just hope as soon as I hit publish on this the site doesn’t come crashing down again…

Hey, loyal SportsCracklePop reader. My name is Justin. Remember me?

It’s been a week since I’ve posted anything on the ol’ interwebs, but I have an excellent excuse. Two excuses, actually.

1. I was away, in Boston, to watch the Celtics not win a title and the entire city’s fanbase immediately turn it’s attention the Red Sox and act as if the Finals never happened.

2. Also, I had nothing to say.

Luckily, King Ing kept everyone amused with pictures of naked men and old people falling at baseball games. Sadly though, his ongoing search for an old naked person falling at a baseball game drags on unfulfilled. He is Ahab and naked old people tripping down stadium steps are his proverbial Moby Dick.

Aside from watching a fraudulent sports city collectively shoot off that little mind eraser device from Men In Black, I also did a little science experiment while I was away.  I call it the immovable object vs the unstoppable force. In this case, the immovable object is the contents of my  bowels while away from home and the unstoppable force is my low-grade lactose intolerance.

The results may shock you.

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So today has been one full year of Sports Crackle Pop. Justin and California Correspondent wanted me to have some special stuff ready for this day, but if you know me that wasn’t going to happen.

Anyways, I just wanted to say thanks to you the visitors for repeatedly coming back to the site even though some days we lack updates (you can blame it on athletes not doing anything dumb or dating enough hot celebrity chicks). Actually, you can blame it on me being lazy or as Jamie Foxx says “blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.”

King Ing would also like to thank the spammers for loading up the comment section with their peddling of fake-Viagra and telling me that winning 5 million dollars if only a click away. This is a special shout-out to you guys in Poland. You guys are relentless.

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Welcome to the fifty thousandth sports blog on the interweb. I could go on and on and on about what this site is about, but if you read this…then you probably read about 10 other sports blogs. So like that great Jerry Seinfeld said, YADA, YADA, YADA.