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The Crackle Wonders: Doug Glanville

The Crackle Wonders: Doug Glanville

Justin May 20, 2010 0

It’s been a busy day here at the ol’ Crackle. We’ve interviewed a former Major League All Star, an Ivy League educated engineer, a New York Times Columnist, An ESPN baseball analyst, and an

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The Good, The Bad and The ‘Burgh

The Good, The Bad and The ‘Burgh

Justin May 7, 2010 0

It’s been a strange week here at SCP Central. On Tuesday evening, I saw Mike Tyson on a New York City street corner. At one point, I was about 6 inches from him. Silly

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Happy Arbor Day, Bitches

Happy Arbor Day, Bitches

Justin April 30, 2010 2

It’s Arbor Day, Motherfuckers! In honor of the occassion, here is a list of sports figures with tree related names that I came up with off the top of my head without doing any

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EJ, Kenny Smith, and Charles Barkley are in top playoff form

EJ, Kenny Smith, and Charles Barkley are in top playoff form

King Ing April 21, 2010 0

The TNT team of Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley put on the best pregame, halftime, postgame out there. I am talking pure entertainment value. Take EJ and Kenny getting Chuck a “Shake

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Wisdom From The Hardcourt

Wisdom From The Hardcourt

Justin April 15, 2010 0

As the NBA playoffs loom, we provide this advice for the players from our favorite TV character of the season, Manny Delgado, on the topic of layups: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix

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The Situation Throws Like A Snookie

The Situation Throws Like A Snookie

Justin March 25, 2010 0

The Mets invited this putz to throw out the first pitch at a spring training game. He did not perform well

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Turtle is No Longer The Schlubiest Guy on HBO

Turtle is No Longer The Schlubiest Guy on HBO

Justin March 24, 2010 0

That title now belongs to Rex Ryan

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The Cunning Linguist

The Cunning Linguist

Justin March 6, 2010 1

I’m back with more judgmental declarations about the way people speak. Why am I qualified to make these declarations? Because William Safire is dead and I’m not. Today’s edition focuses on the work of

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The Doctor is, Apparently, Out

The Doctor is, Apparently, Out

Justin February 23, 2010 0

A few months ago, WABC-TV sports anchor Marvell Scott left his TV career to practice medicine full time.  Sounds like a nice story, right?  The Daily News thought so. Add in the fact that

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The Crackle Wonders: Kenny Mayne

The Crackle Wonders: Kenny Mayne

Justin February 22, 2010 3

Kenny Mayne is the funniest man in Bristol. And, no, that is not the equivalent of being the tallest man at the midget convention. (Sorry.. little people convention.) He’s left the Sportscenter desk behind

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