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Jay Cutler playing Beirut equals a productive bye week

Jay Cutler playing Beirut equals a productive bye week

King Ing October 29, 2008 0

Thanks to the great people at Deadspin, we see how the Denver Broncos starting quarterback spends his bye week. Like most 25 year old college graduates, he spent his weekend at his alma matter

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Which injury is worse? Greg Warren’s knee buckling or Patrick Edwards’ compound fracture of his right leg

Which injury is worse? Greg Warren’s knee buckling or Patrick Edwards’ compound fracture of his right leg

King Ing October 29, 2008 0

Even though I was at the Steelers game, I don’t remember this Greg Warren injury. Damn you Jim Beam! But after watching the video, maybe it was better I didn’t see it. It looks

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From One Trainwreck to Another

From One Trainwreck to Another

Justin October 26, 2008 0

The 49ers have apparently done the impossible. According to the NFL network, they’ve set their sights on a potential team president who currently works at one of the few organizations in the world in worse

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I Bet I Know Who Has Santonio Holmes on His Fantasy Team

I Bet I Know Who Has Santonio Holmes on His Fantasy Team

Justin October 24, 2008 0

I was not there for the Pittsburgh Police Department fantasy football draft, but I bet, at some point, this is how the conversation went: League Commissioner (who may actually be a commissioner in real

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Remember Tony Zendejas? Apparently, He’s a Dick

Remember Tony Zendejas? Apparently, He’s a Dick

Justin October 23, 2008 6

I’ll be honest. I remember the name, and I know he was a kicker, but I can’t remember what teams he played for or any big kicks he ever made

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Crisis Averted

Crisis Averted

Justin October 22, 2008 0

The Kansas City Chiefs are a sinking ship. They have no quarterback. The defense is underperforming. Their best player has morphed into Ike Turner. And so, management has decided to make a move, designed

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Did Mr. Blackwell Get Mike Nolan Fired?

Did Mr. Blackwell Get Mike Nolan Fired?

Justin October 21, 2008 2

There should seemingly be no connection between the death of a bitchy fashion icon from the olden days and the firing of a middling professional football coach whose team did not live up to their over-hyped

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The New York Giants Jason Bell is dating Nadine Coyle

The New York Giants Jason Bell is dating Nadine Coyle

King Ing October 20, 2008 3

I don’t know how Jason Bell luckboxed his way into dating Nadine Coyle from the pop superstar Girls Aloud, but I would like some of that good fortune. Nadine has dated various members of

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Hines Ward knocks Keith Rivers out for a year

Hines Ward knocks Keith Rivers out for a year

King Ing October 20, 2008 1

I definitely don’t want to get on Hines Ward’s bad side. He knocks people into next week. And if you are the Cincinnati Bengals rookie Keith Rivers you get knocked out until next year.

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Woody Johnson should have turned his cellphone off in a hospital

Woody Johnson should have turned his cellphone off in a hospital

King Ing October 15, 2008 1

The owner of the New York Jets Woody Johnson must have been ecstatic over the birth of his new baby boy. Probably to the point where he mistakenly dialed up his ex-girlfriend on the

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