Archive for the ‘NFL’ Category

Jeremy Shockey is lucky Lawrence Taylor wasn’t his teammate

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Lawrence Taylor was on the Best Damn Sports Show Period last night and "talked" about what he would do if there was no order in the locker room. Let's just say that I wouldn't want to get on LT's bad side. And I am guessing neither do Chris Rose and ...

Caitlin Davis no longer a Patriots cheerleader

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

After Facebook pictures surfaced of Caitlin Davis and a friend writing all over a passed out pal, her fate with the New England Patriots cheerleading squad was pretty much sealed. The Boston Herald reports: "She is no longer with the squad,” Pats spokesman Stacey James told us yesterday. In fact, we understand ...

Wanna be Patriots cheerleader Caitlin Davis is a naughty girl

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Everyone remembers the high school cheerleader, Rebecca Lucas that made the New England Patriots cheerleading squad. But as Deadspin points out, we overlooked the hotter, mischievous one in Caitlin Davis. Here are some pics of Miss Davis and friend admiring their artwork on a passed out individual. It definitely takes ...

John Henderson tries the eye gouge on Andrew Whitworth

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

So we now know that the Jacksonville Jaguars John Henderson likes to play and fight dirty. In yesterday's loss to the then win-less Bengals, Henderson got into an altercation with Cincinnati lineman Andrew Whitworth. Instead of, I don't know handling like a man, he goes and tries to gouge out ...

Jay Cutler playing Beirut equals a productive bye week

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Thanks to the great people at Deadspin, we see how the Denver Broncos starting quarterback spends his bye week. Like most 25 year old college graduates, he spent his weekend at his alma matter during homecoming. "These pictures were taken @ the Tin Roof in Nashville where Jay Cutler spent homecoming. ...

Which injury is worse? Greg Warren’s knee buckling or Patrick Edwards’ compound fracture of his right leg

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Even though I was at the Steelers game, I don't remember this Greg Warren injury. Damn you Jim Beam! But after watching the video, maybe it was better I didn't see it. It looks so painful. But what I did see last night was Patrick Edwards of the Houston Cougars trying ...

From One Trainwreck to Another

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

The 49ers have apparently done the impossible. According to the NFL network, they've set their sights on a potential team president who currently works at one of the few organizations in the world in worse shape than they are: The Bush Administration. The team believes Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice would make a ...

I Bet I Know Who Has Santonio Holmes on His Fantasy Team

Friday, October 24th, 2008

I was not there for the Pittsburgh Police Department fantasy football draft, but I bet, at some point, this is how the conversation went: League Commissioner (who may actually be a commissioner in real life, too): Hey, Vogel, You're up. Sgt. James Vogel: I need a wideout. Was Santana Moss taken? Oh, I ...

Remember Tony Zendejas? Apparently, He’s a Dick

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I'll be honest. I remember the name, and I know he was a kicker, but I can't remember what teams he played for or any big kicks he ever made.

Crisis Averted

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

The Kansas City Chiefs are a sinking ship. They have no quarterback. The defense is underperforming. Their best player has morphed into Ike Turner. And so, management has decided to make a move, designed to stop the bleeding and send the Chiefs back on the right track.