Archive for the ‘NFL’ Category

HIGH-FIVE SUPER BOWL!

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Anytime you work John Clayton in a video, I am there!

The Crackle Wonders: Connell McShane

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

You may have noticed that the Superbowl has become very commercialized. IT'S TRUE! If you want to read about the ins and outs of the Saints and the Colts, the internet has plenty of places to go.  Here at SCP, we're going to focus on the non-football parts of SuperBowl Sunday.  ...

Lose the AFC Championship game, get free lap dances

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

To the loser go the spoils. At least that is what is happening with the New York Jets after their loss on Sunday to the Indianapolis Colts. Eaterwire tells us: "The girls of Rick's Cabaret were heartbroken by the Jets' season ending loss to the Colts and figured the players were ...

Chad Ochocinco performs his single “Dat Ain’t My Baby”

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

It seems that Chad Ochocinco is branching out and trying his hand as a rapper and air guitarist. He performed his single "Dat Ain't My Baby" off his debut album "Child Please" (obv a joke) at Karma in South Beach. Stick to the day job.

Road Trip (and Fall)

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

SportsCracklePop sent an agent in behind enemy lines. Beltway Buddy is a Jets fan who was in Indy for the AFC Championship game. Below are his images and videos from the Stadium, along with the increasingly drunk ramblings of a crazy person whose team blew a lead and lost. {sic} "Claudaughs downtown. Jets ...

What If????

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

If we've learned anything from the travails of one Martin McFly, it's that you can't fuck with the past. You make one bet on the Cubs to win the 2005 world series and all off a sudden your brother vanishes from a photograph, Biff is banging your mom, and you ...

Prince should realize that his music and football don’t mix

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

This Prince fight song for the Minnesota Vikings was the tipping point. I am rooting for the Saints on Sunday. The song titled "Purple and Gold" made me yearn for the sounds of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Listen for yourself: Can't you just write and sing songs like "1999" and ...

I hope they hired more bouncers

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

In Seinfeld, Kramer says: "I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!" And on Sunday, just a couple blocks away from the nexus of the universe you will find the headquarter for both the NYC Minnesota Vikings and ...

You Thanked God For THAT?

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

[ A Guest Sportsbreaker written by Jay ] Look, I was willing to find it almost charming that even though you’re a grown up you still believe that out of all the made-up stories ever passed down in the history of the entire world the ones in the Bible are actually ...

This Will Be Stupid and Gay

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

This announcement from the first couple of the ABC/ESPN family of networks: