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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s Los Angeles Home (Pics)

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s Los Angeles Home (Pics)

King Ing September 4, 2013 1

Ever wonder what $20 million gets you? Wonder no more as Architectural Digest brings us pictures of the brand new home of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. The 14,000 sq ft palace is eco-friendly

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Black Friday: HBO’s Hard Knocks Week 4

Black Friday: HBO’s Hard Knocks Week 4

Justin August 28, 2013 0

My Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue came today. That means we’re inching even closer to the regular season.  That also means we’re inching even closer to the end of the latest edition of Hard

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Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Justin August 26, 2013 0

Internet, I have a girlfriend. It’s been a few months and so far, so good. I have absolutely no complaints. I actually have one complaint. I have  no idea what to call her. Now,

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Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Justin August 19, 2013 0

I have a great idea for a kids movie. There’s this group of little girls who have all been abandoned by their families. They live in abject poverty and indentured servitude to an abusive

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Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Justin August 14, 2013 0

I was at the Yankee game tonight and I would like to sincerely thank the fat fuck and his fat fucking girlfriend who sat two seats down from me and yelled after every pitch.

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Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Justin August 12, 2013 0

Here’s an old Louie CK bit that is relevant to today’s conversation: Specifically, we’re talking about the pants thing. Much like Louie, I have been having a problem keeping my pants up lately. I

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Rapper Tips, Smells Like Strips and Arod’s Purple Lips

Rapper Tips, Smells Like Strips and Arod’s Purple Lips

Justin August 5, 2013 0

I think the rapper, T.I., should name his next album “Magnum T.I.” and the cover should be a picture of an extra large condom wrapper and a giant bottle of champagne. That seems like

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Record Rows, Late Shows and Softball Throws

Record Rows, Late Shows and Softball Throws

Justin July 29, 2013 0

I once went out with a girl who, early on in our first date, answered one of my shitty “get to know you” questions by saying, “I don’t really like music.” Let me repeat

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Summer Blues, Pirates Cruise and Shower Shoes

Summer Blues, Pirates Cruise and Shower Shoes

Justin July 22, 2013 0

I’m sorry, internet. I’ve been neglecting my duties as SCP’s resident important social commentator/dick joke maker. I’ve had a lot going on this summer and our beloved website has been forced to pay the

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Raw Fluke, The Euk and Enough Puns To Make You Puke

Raw Fluke, The Euk and Enough Puns To Make You Puke

Justin July 1, 2013 0

It’s been pretty terrible in New York lately. It’s been hot, but worse, its been humid. The city become almost unbearable after a few days of humid weather, with the sidewalks baking. the air

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