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Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Justin August 14, 2013 0

I was at the Yankee game tonight and I would like to sincerely thank the fat fuck and his fat fucking girlfriend who sat two seats down from me and yelled after every pitch.

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Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Justin August 12, 2013 0

Here’s an old Louie CK bit that is relevant to today’s conversation: Specifically, we’re talking about the pants thing. Much like Louie, I have been having a problem keeping my pants up lately. I

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Rapper Tips, Smells Like Strips and Arod’s Purple Lips

Rapper Tips, Smells Like Strips and Arod’s Purple Lips

Justin August 5, 2013 0

I think the rapper, T.I., should name his next album “Magnum T.I.” and the cover should be a picture of an extra large condom wrapper and a giant bottle of champagne. That seems like

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Record Rows, Late Shows and Softball Throws

Record Rows, Late Shows and Softball Throws

Justin July 29, 2013 0

I once went out with a girl who, early on in our first date, answered one of my shitty “get to know you” questions by saying, “I don’t really like music.” Let me repeat

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Summer Blues, Pirates Cruise and Shower Shoes

Summer Blues, Pirates Cruise and Shower Shoes

Justin July 22, 2013 0

I’m sorry, internet. I’ve been neglecting my duties as SCP’s resident important social commentator/dick joke maker. I’ve had a lot going on this summer and our beloved website has been forced to pay the

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Raw Fluke, The Euk and Enough Puns To Make You Puke

Raw Fluke, The Euk and Enough Puns To Make You Puke

Justin July 1, 2013 0

It’s been pretty terrible in New York lately. It’s been hot, but worse, its been humid. The city become almost unbearable after a few days of humid weather, with the sidewalks baking. the air

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My Month of 864 Pages

My Month of 864 Pages

Justin June 17, 2013 0

I was supposed to post this a couple of weeks ago. But, better late than never I guess. It’s time to once again discuss what I’m reading and what I’m thinking while I’m reading

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Music Class, Story Bypass and Oral Morass

Music Class, Story Bypass and Oral Morass

Justin June 10, 2013 0

On Thursday night, I went to see a symphony. Why? Well, dickheads, it’s because I’m a classy motherfucker. You may remember that, a few months ago, I went to a country music show. I

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Midget Price,Tito’s Nice and Reading the Same Thing Twice

Midget Price,Tito’s Nice and Reading the Same Thing Twice

Justin June 2, 2013 0

On Friday, there was a midget on the Price is Right. A MIDGET!!!!!! MAKE A WISH! Was your wish for more midget on Price is Right? On Thursday night, I went to the Yankee

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Robert Griffin III buys a new house in Virginia

Robert Griffin III buys a new house in Virginia

King Ing May 31, 2013 0

It looks like Robert Griffin III found a new house for himself and his lovely fiancee Rebecca Liddicoat. The plush $2.5 million five-bedroom home in Loudoun, Virginia sits in a 900 acre gated complex

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