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Homeland Fear, Boston Jeer And Hockey’s Here

Homeland Fear, Boston Jeer And Hockey’s Here

Justin September 30, 2013 1

These weekly posts always include a picture of the front cover of Sports Illustrated. Today, it will also feature a picture of the back cover:     This ad has been mocking me all

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Dessert Trends, Career Ends and Critical Pens

Dessert Trends, Career Ends and Critical Pens

Justin September 23, 2013 0

I ate a Cronut last week. In case you are unaware, cronuts were the big it-food of the summer in New York. A baker named Dominique Ansel took a croissant, cooked it like you

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Good Comics, Bad Advice and Terrible Fans

Good Comics, Bad Advice and Terrible Fans

Justin September 9, 2013 0

Dave Chappelle is funny. That’s a shocking statement, I know. But, It’s worth repeating. Dave Chappelle is funny. I don’t mean he’s a good comedy writer. I don’t mean his show was hilarious. I

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Reelin’ In The Year(s): HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013 Week 5

Reelin’ In The Year(s): HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013 Week 5

Justin September 4, 2013 0

We’ve reached the end of our journey. Let’s discuss the season finale of Hard Knocks  

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Internet Woes, Quarterback Throws and Meaningful Prose

Internet Woes, Quarterback Throws and Meaningful Prose

Justin September 4, 2013 0

SCP family, are you wondering why this posting is coming two days late? Here’s a hint, in the form of a paid advertisement once taken out by the comedian Eugene Mirman in his local

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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s Los Angeles Home (Pics)

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s Los Angeles Home (Pics)

King Ing September 4, 2013 1

Ever wonder what $20 million gets you? Wonder no more as Architectural Digest brings us pictures of the brand new home of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. The 14,000 sq ft palace is eco-friendly

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Black Friday: HBO’s Hard Knocks Week 4

Black Friday: HBO’s Hard Knocks Week 4

Justin August 28, 2013 0

My Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue came today. That means we’re inching even closer to the regular season.  That also means we’re inching even closer to the end of the latest edition of Hard

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Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Justin August 26, 2013 0

Internet, I have a girlfriend. It’s been a few months and so far, so good. I have absolutely no complaints. I actually have one complaint. I have  no idea what to call her. Now,

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Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Justin August 19, 2013 0

I have a great idea for a kids movie. There’s this group of little girls who have all been abandoned by their families. They live in abject poverty and indentured servitude to an abusive

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Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Justin August 14, 2013 0

I was at the Yankee game tonight and I would like to sincerely thank the fat fuck and his fat fucking girlfriend who sat two seats down from me and yelled after every pitch.

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