Archive for the ‘Lifestyle’ Category

Serial WAG Danielle Lloyd launches her own modeling agency

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

This really has nothing to do with sports, but since former Miss England and Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd has dated her fair share of footballers including Teddy Sheringham, Marcus Bent, and Jermain Defoe this counts. The famous WAG has decided to open up her own modeling agency named Irresistable ...

Eric Gagne as an Allegory for the Death of Mid-90’s Comedy

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Why does Jim Carrey hate America? The nation is currently at a crossroads, both Politically and Economically. People are terrified that their life savings will vanish into thin air, as banks collapse and mortgages go unpaid. Yet, in the face of these troubled times, former comedian Jim Carrey has decided to unleash ...

Who’s The Biggest Douche in Sports?

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Time for the next Elite 8 matchup. Here are the first two and the bracket. Today's Matchup: 1.Curt Schilling vs. 3. Ray Lewis [poll id="17"]

Day of Atonement-Sports Edition

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Yom Kippur starts at sundown. Like me and millions of others around the world, some Jewish athletes will be spending the day reflecting on a year's worth of sins, and asking for forgiveness.  And because I'm here to help, I've decided to compile a list of the sins committed by our ...

The Crackle Recommends

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Here we go with another installation in the wildly popular series where I tell you things that I like, and then you read those things. It's a system that has worked wonderfully up to now, and I trust will continue working. I stole the idea from Mcsweeney's. They do a better ...

Who’s The Biggest Douche in Sports?

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Round 2 continues.  We've already had one matchup in the Elite 8. And keep track of the whole tournament with the bracket. Today's Matchup: 1. Isiah Thomas vs. 3. Scott Boras [poll id="16"]

Who’s The Biggest Douche in Sports?

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Round two is underway. check out the bracket. Today's matchup: 1. Bill Belichick vs. 3. Bobby Petrino [poll id="15"]

Wrigleyville bars stop alcohol sales from the end of the seventh for one hour

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

What are people to do now in Wrigleyville if the Chicago Cubs actually are close to clinching or getting blown out? No booze to calm those nerves or forget the devastating loss! "Bars and restaurants surrounding Wrigley Field on Monday reluctantly agreed today to stop serving alcohol after the seventh inning ...

Who’s The Biggest Douche in Sports?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

The first round is complete, but your work is just starting. Starting Monday, we'll have voting for round 2. Here's the updated bracket.

Meet Jake… And His Snake

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Remember Jake "The Snake" Roberts?  Time has not been kind to the former WWF Star.