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You Could Tell It Was Fake, Cause It Wasn’t Dickish Enough

You Could Tell It Was Fake, Cause It Wasn’t Dickish Enough

Justin June 4, 2009 0

Tony LaRussa is making news, and not for some retarded decision to bat the pitcher 6th because left handed starters always make contact during day games in the first half of the month, or

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What Does It Mean To Be The Woman Who Saved Baseball?

What Does It Mean To Be The Woman Who Saved Baseball?

Justin May 26, 2009 0

President Obama introduced his choice to replace Supreme Court Justice David Souter today. Judge Sonia Sotomayor grew up in the shadow of Yankee Stadium, and presided over a case at the center of the

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Noonan!

Noonan!

Justin May 20, 2009 0

You may remember that Andrew Giuliani, the apparently dickish son of noted dick and former failed Presidential Candidate Rudy Giuliani, tried to sue Duke University after he was thrown off the golf team.  He

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Bruce Smith Sacked….Again

Bruce Smith Sacked….Again

Justin May 15, 2009 0

Alltime Sacks leader Bruce Smith was arrested early this morning  for driving drunk in Virginia. Its the third time he’s been charged with DUI in his life, with previous incidents in 1997 and 2003. 

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More Like Corey Blunt. Am I Right, People? I’m Here All Night. Try The Veal.

More Like Corey Blunt. Am I Right, People? I’m Here All Night. Try The Veal.

Justin May 13, 2009 1

Former Cincinnati Bearcat star Corey Blount will be going to jail for the next year, after reaching a plea deal on marijuana charges. And this was a lot of marijuana: Blount was arrested Dec. 4 after

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The Former Mrs. Brodeur is Not Impressed With Your Record

The Former Mrs. Brodeur is Not Impressed With Your Record

Justin March 19, 2009 0

Martin Brodeur got to celebrate his record setting win for exactly 1 day. 

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Can You Hear Me Now?

Can You Hear Me Now?

Justin March 17, 2009 3

The Nets’ Sean Williams got arrested yesterday, for assaulting an employee at a cell phone store in suburban Denver. I wasn’t there, and I don’t know exactly what led to the altercation. But, I have

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The Crackle Apologizes

The Crackle Apologizes

Justin March 11, 2009 2

Back in October, we brought you the story of former NFL kicker Tony Zendejas, who had been accused of drugging and raping a woman at his San Dimas, California bar. He was charged with

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Sandy Koufax and Bacon: Together For the First Time

Sandy Koufax and Bacon: Together For the First Time

Justin February 5, 2009 0

What does it take to combine the nation’s greatest ever Jewish athlete with it’s most favorite non-kosher breakfast meat? The answer, of course, is billions and billions of dollars

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An Open Letter To The Greater Sports Media

An Open Letter To The Greater Sports Media

Justin February 3, 2009 0

Dear ESPN, NY Times, et al, DNA tests link Roger Clemens to blood samples on syringes from Brian McNamee. Re-tested urine samples from Barry Bonds came back positive for Performance Enhancers. WE DON’T

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