Archive for the ‘Court of Law’ Category
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
You may remember that Andrew Giuliani, the apparently dickish son of noted dick and former failed Presidential Candidate Rudy Giuliani, tried to sue Duke University after he was thrown off the golf team. He claimed there was something untoward happening. The University claimed they were cutting the number of scholarships ...
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Friday, May 15th, 2009
Alltime Sacks leader Bruce Smith was arrested early this morning for driving drunk in Virginia. Its the third time he's been charged with DUI in his life, with previous incidents in 1997 and 2003.
Hey Bruce, stop driving drunk. Thanks.
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Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
Former Cincinnati Bearcat star Corey Blount will be going to jail for the next year, after reaching a plea deal on marijuana charges. And this was a lot of marijuana:
Blount was arrested Dec. 4 after sheriff's deputies intercepted 11 pounds of marijuana sent to him at a relative's house. Investigators said they ...
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009
Martin Brodeur got to celebrate his record setting win for exactly 1 day.
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Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
The Nets' Sean Williams got arrested yesterday, for assaulting an employee at a cell phone store in suburban Denver. I wasn't there, and I don't know exactly what led to the altercation. But, I have been to a cell phone store and dealt with the horrible people who work there. So, ...
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Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
Back in October, we brought you the story of former NFL kicker Tony Zendejas, who had been accused of drugging and raping a woman at his San Dimas, California bar. He was charged with four felony counts.
I called him a dick.
Well, yesterday, Zendejas was acquitted of all four charges. And ...
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Thursday, February 5th, 2009
What does it take to combine the nation's greatest ever Jewish athlete with it's most favorite non-kosher breakfast meat?
The answer, of course, is billions and billions of dollars.
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Dear ESPN, NY Times, et al,
DNA tests link Roger Clemens to blood samples on syringes from Brian McNamee.
Re-tested urine samples from Barry Bonds came back positive for Performance Enhancers.
WE DON'T CARE.
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Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
It's hard to keep track of all the athletes who made headlines this week due to drunk driving. Sportscracklepop is here to help.
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