Archive for the ‘Court of Law’ Category

Who Can Brown Sue For You?

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Apparently.. Broadway Joe.

What is it About Denny’s That Makes Athletes So Mad?

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Tim Thomas, who is apparently on the Mavericks now (who knew?), got into an altercation with someone at a Denny's early Wednesday morning.

Still, It’s Better Than A Bonilla Jersey

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

In order to pay back his victims, The Feds are selling pretty much all of Bernie Madoff's belongings.  Some of it, like his Upper East Side Penthouse, is worth millions of dollars.  The rest.. not so much. The good news? You can wear this handsome satin jacket to opening day at ...

Pooh!

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Remember Pooh Richardson, the lovably nicknamed point guard for the Clippers and T'Wolves? Yeah... well.. here's a story: former Philadelphia police officer is guilty of obstruction and lying to authorities for alerting former NBA player Jerome "Pooh" Richardson to an imminent drug raid. A jury convicted Rickie Durham of warning ...

Please Don’t Kiss The Spaniards

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Rafael Nadal is a handsome man, but officials in Queens request that you please refrain from physically embracing him. Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown announced today that a Briarwood resident who ran out onto the tennis court at the Arthur Ashe Tennis Stadium last night and hugged tennis player Rafael ...

And Then There’s This

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

A few weeks ago, we caught up with former Yankee Kevin Maas, who is doing very well for himself in his post-baseball life. Well, today, we catch up with Maas's former teammate, Mel Hall, who is doing, umm, considerably less well:

I’m Pretty Sure This Is Every Nerd’s Nightmare

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Were you a nerd as a child? I was something of a hybrid. Not quite a complete outcast, but certainly not one of the cool kids. (At this point, it is important to note that any comments that get added to this post about how dopey I was as a child ...

He Also Swiped a Teri Hatcher Poster

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Someone broke into Tony Parker and Eva Longoria's house and stole an autographed jersey... a Michael Jordan autographed jersey. That sounds like a double insult. Yes, I broke into your home, but I don't want anything with your name on it.

You Could Tell It Was Fake, Cause It Wasn’t Dickish Enough

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Tony LaRussa is making news, and not for some retarded decision to bat the pitcher 6th because left handed starters always make contact during day games in the first half of the month, or some such crap. This time, he's mad at the internet!

What Does It Mean To Be The Woman Who Saved Baseball?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

President Obama introduced his choice to replace Supreme Court Justice David Souter today. Judge Sonia Sotomayor grew up in the shadow of Yankee Stadium, and presided over a case at the center of the 1994-1995 Baseball Strike. The President even called her the woman who saved baseball. Well, what exactly did ...