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The Most Surprising Part of The Miami Scandal

The Most Surprising Part of The Miami Scandal

Justin August 17, 2011 0

The most shocking aspect of the scandal at the University of Miami isn’t the fact that players took money. It’s not that some of them were provided hookers. It’s not how widespread the alleged

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Sexting With Mom or “The Reverse Clinton”

Sexting With Mom or “The Reverse Clinton”

Justin June 7, 2011 0

“What is wrong with these people?” No hello. No how are you. My mom just jumped right into the conversation. She called me yesterday, at the tail end of the Anthony Weiner press conference.

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This guy won’t be doing the Jeremy Lamb shake anytime soon

This guy won’t be doing the Jeremy Lamb shake anytime soon

King Ing April 18, 2011 0

While the real Jeremy Lamb was out helping UCONN win a national title, Ernest Hamrick of West Hartford was busy pretending to be the freshman star for another reason. It all started when Hamrick

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If You Ever Wondered What Players Do During Their Redshirts..

If You Ever Wondered What Players Do During Their Redshirts..

Justin December 8, 2010 1

UCONN Freshman lineman Greg McKee found an interesting way to pass the time while sitting out his freshman year in Storrs. UConn football player Greg McKee turned himself in to police Wednesday morning on

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Fat Pussy Toad is Also A Drunk

Fat Pussy Toad is Also A Drunk

Justin May 25, 2010 0

George Steinbrenner’s favorite Japanese import overdid it on the Sake Sunday night. “Former Major League Baseball pitcher Hideki Irabu, a one-time rising star from Japan, was arrested in Gardena for allegedly driving while intoxicated,

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Big Ben Violates Someone Else’s Wishes

Big Ben Violates Someone Else’s Wishes

Justin April 23, 2010 1

The NFL tried to do a nice thing last night, letting a kid from the Make A Wish Foundation announce his favorite team’s first round draft pick. Unfortunately, that young man’s favorite team is

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Carbo LOADED

Carbo LOADED

Justin April 1, 2010 0

The Boston Globe is in the middle of  a series of  “whatever happened to..?” profiles. The latest subject is Bernie Carbo, whose pinch hit home run sent game 6 of the 1975 World Series

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Maybe This is Why He’s Been Working So Much

Maybe This is Why He’s Been Working So Much

Justin October 13, 2009 0

Guess what. Lenny Dykstra and Ron Darling have more in  common than just being members of the ’86 Mets

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This female Detroit Lions fan was a two time loser on Sunday

This female Detroit Lions fan was a two time loser on Sunday

King Ing September 22, 2009 3

It’s easier to just let the YouTube videographer tell the story. “The two girls in front of us were drunk before the game started. They grabbed one of our signs and trashed it (real

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The Osprey Had His Wings Clipped

The Osprey Had His Wings Clipped

Justin August 24, 2009 0

My brother always called Renaldo Balkman “the Osprey.” I’m not sure if it ever caught on beyond that, but in my mind his nickname is “the Osprey,” which is some sort of bird. Anyway,

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