Instead let me live on Megan Fox Island for a little bit.

The LOST Island, with the Smoke Monster was less creepy than Mike Tyson’s place.

How much did this Brazilian language school have to shell out to have both of them in the commercial? They must have a Notre Dame type endowment.

This may be the greatest debut in the history of debuts. Chuck Giampa just killing it for the Showtime Boxing team.

He sounded like me giving an oral presentation in high school.

-H?T Awful Announcing

Remember when Mike Tyson was a dangerous psychopath and not America’s preeminent comedian?  Times have certainly changed

The only thing that would have made this better is if Mike Tyson sang the song himself.

How did I miss this six months ago?

Mike Tyson steals the show in this Hangover spoof with 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather for their new energy drink, Street King.

-H/T Hot Clicks

According to the Sun UK, Rihanna has found her new boy toy in British boxer/model Dudley O’Shaughnessy. She hand picked him out to be in her new music video “We Found Love” and right away they hit it off.

“Rihanna took every opportunity to get close to him and at one point she was sitting in his lap during a break from filming.”

“She was teasing him with a peek at her cleavage and winking at him.”

How is that for luck. One day you are training for the 2012 Olympic boxing team, the next you are the infatuation of one of the world’s hottest music stars.

Actually he purposely dove face first into it. Charlie Sheen was of course the voice of reason.

Back in the day Mike Tyson would walk to the ring with various rappers music blasting in the background. But the one artist he used more than any other was that of his good friend 2Pac. While he blasted songs like “Toss it Up” and “Ambitions as a Rider,” the one that no one ever had a good quality copy of was the song he used during his intro to the Frank Bruno fight. Well that is until now.

“Road to Glory,” Pac’s ode to Mike Tyson.

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Someone cut me off a slice of Floyd Mayweather’s birthday cake. That looks pretty “money.” Although LeBron will tell you it’s not as big as his.

This is Mike Tyson reaching his comedic peak.

I am taking his Oscar picks and heading straight for my online sportsbook right now. Audi A8 here I come!