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The Only Way to Listen to Mike’d Up

tommy neumann November 23, 2009 0

A die-hard Yankee fan on the Mike’d Up WFAN/ YES program takes a break from weighing in on their free agent situation, to relax himself with a couple of bong hits. There’s no better way

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Iraqi Detainees Torture Packer Fans

tommy neumann November 23, 2009 2

Apparently, Viking fans aren’t the only ones taunting the people of Wisconsin over the resurgence of Brett Favre. In what seemed like harmless fun, a Wisconsin National Guard Unit charged with keeping watch over detainees

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KKK Rears their Ugly Head at Ole Miss

tommy neumann November 22, 2009 1

Having nothing better to do with their lives then dress up in silly costumes and intimidate people, the Ku Klux Klan decided to show up on Saturday at Ole Miss to protest the University’s

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The Battle for Last: Knicks vs Nets

tommy neumann November 21, 2009 0

This should be a game for the ages. Today, the 2-9 Knicks take on the winless Nets in the Meadowlands, in a battle of two of the NBA’s worst teams. This game could end up

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Sasha Baron Cohen: Top Prospect for the LA Clippers

tommy neumann November 21, 2009 0

At a time of heightened sensitivity as President Obama presses the Iranians to come clean on their nuclear program, two Clippers broadcasters were suspended for Friday night’s telecast because of an off the cuff

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Marv Albert tells 50 Cent to bring it bitch

tommy neumann November 20, 2009 1

50 Cent and his people must not watch the NBA on TNT. On Wednesday, the gangster rapper was the musical star on the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” show, sharing the stage with broadcaster Marv Albert. Backstage as the

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Joba Chamberlain’s mom headed to the slammer

tommy neumann November 3, 2009 0

After being touted as the next great Yankee hurler, a lot of people have been wondering what happened to Joba Chamberlain. His pitching has been erratic and he is not the dominant pitcher he

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Tom Brady to Burn in Hell

tommy neumann October 27, 2009 0

Tom Brady, superstar NFL quarterback, tops a list of professional athletes headed for the lake of fire. The Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, North Carolina has released a list of players who are

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Agassi and Sampras Continue the Rivalry

tommy neumann October 23, 2009 1

On Sunday, two icons from my youth are set to rekindle their rivalry

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Getting slammed in the comments

tommy neumann May 31, 2009 0

What starts off as a potentially funny top-10 list goes awry as readers lay into the author in the comments. My favorite: Which Sportsline lamer made the weakest attempt to grow facial hair? Answer:

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