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Starbury to Play for Chow Mein and Chickens Feet

tommy neumann January 20, 2010 0

Stephon Marbury, the once self-described “best point guard in the NBA”, has decided to leave the country and lace up his $15 dollar sneakers for a pro basketball team in China. Shanxi announced it was bringing

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Does Tiger blaze the ganga too?

tommy neumann December 4, 2009 0

It appears one of Tiger Woods mistresses knows the difference between indica and sativa. Jaimee Grubbs, who is telling anyone who will listen about her exploits with the worlds most famous golfer, used to

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Sizemore’s Achilles Heel: Brittany Binger

tommy neumann December 1, 2009 0

99 problems and a bitch is one. Ever since Grady Sizemore started dating Playboy playmate Brittany Binger, his life has turned upside down. Last December, the Cleveland Indian began dating Miss June 2007 and

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Tim Tebow Makes it Cool to Love Jesus

tommy neumann November 29, 2009 21

Tim Tebow may be the religious right’s best new weapon in the culture war, with the quarterback making a biblical statement every time he takes the field. Yesterday, was no exception as he wore

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Jeter’s Days as a Playboy are Numbered

tommy neumann November 29, 2009 1

It looks like the gigantic mansion Derek Jeter is building for himself in Tampa is not going to be a bachelor pad. While most of us were stuffing our faces with turkey and mashed

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Brittney Palmer gives Arianny Celeste a run for her money

tommy neumann November 27, 2009 1

UFC may be the premier mixed martial arts organization, but the WEC is showing it can compete with them when it comes to ring girls. The absolutely stunning Brittney Palmer stripped down for a recent

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Pop Stars Shoot Hoops

tommy neumann November 27, 2009 0

Whitney Houston and Britney Spears do more than just record platinum records. As starters for the University of Colorado womens basketball team, Houston and Spears share the names, if not the spellings, of two

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Reggie Bush Sad Over Kim’s New Trunk

tommy neumann November 25, 2009 0

Kim Kardashian, girlfriend of Saints RB Reggie Bush, is new and improved. No more junk in the trunk! I hear that Reggie’s complaining there’s nothing to hold onto anymore

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One loser offers words of encouragement to another

tommy neumann November 25, 2009 0

Brady Quinn thinks Charlie Weis should remain the Head Coach at Notre Dame. The guy with big muscles who can’t complete a pass for the 1-9 Cleveland Browns thinks the Irish would be making

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Hey Konishi, Go Fukudome

tommy neumann November 24, 2009 0

Despite winning his second straight batting title and having a season for the ages, Joe Mauer still has haters. The Minnesota Twin fell one vote shy of becoming the first catcher to win the

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