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Does this make Jessica Simpson smarter than me?

California Correspondent December 18, 2009 0

Jessica Simpson wouldn’t get with Tiger Woods because she knew he got around. Since I didn’t know that, does it make Jessica Simpson smarter than me

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Darko will F your mother, but from Europe, not the US

California Correspondent December 17, 2009 0

Darko Milicic is no longer activated for the Knicks. The #2 pick from the 2002 draft is taking his chips and heading home. He told the NY Post, “Whatever happens, I’m going back next

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Howard Stern Calls Tiger a Douche

California Correspondent December 4, 2009 0

Oh yeah, and when did Artie come back to the show

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Tiger Woods: The Modern Day Wilt Chamberlain

California Correspondent December 2, 2009 0

Ever since sitting in my college dorm room and watching Tiger Woods win the 1997 Masters, I always felt he had the most polished and manicured image. He came off as a nerdy Stanford

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Jared From Subway Does a Bad Dallas Clark Impression

California Correspondent December 1, 2009 4

And he’s packing on the Larry Birds like Jessica Simpson

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Chris Robinson from The Black Crowes wins NL Cy Young

California Correspondent November 20, 2009 0

In a heated contest for the 2009 NL Cy Young award, Kate Hudson’s ex-husband and lead singer of the Black Crowes, Chris Robinson, was honored as the only professional musician to win the Cy

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Can Lincecum repeat? The competition is tough.

California Correspondent November 19, 2009 0

Can Lincecum repeat for the NL Cy Young this year? We’ll find out in a few hours, but in the meantime, the competition is tight this year. Here are the key stats for the

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Melky Milks it at Macys

California Correspondent November 10, 2009 0

I know where King Ing will be on Wednesday at 5pm. While he hates the Yanks, he loves Macys!

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Holliday takes one in the nuts

California Correspondent October 9, 2009 0

If there’s one thing Matt Holliday can be grateful for it’s that the ball didn’t bounce off his nuts and go over the wall.  Holliday now has more in common with Jose Canseco than

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Abraham moving to Boston is like Ruth going to New York

California Correspondent September 17, 2009 0

It’s the end of an era. The best Yankees beat reporter, Pete Abraham, has handed in his resignation letter and is headed to The Boston Globe. While this won’t curse the Yankees, it will

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