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Earning Their (Prison) Stripes (Do Jaguars Have Stripes?)

Justin August 30, 2008 0

The Jacksonville Jaguars may not unseat the Colts in the AFC South this season, but they’re well on their way to toppling another NFL dynasty.  They could set the record for most arrests in

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An Inconvenient Post

Justin August 28, 2008 2

ESPN reporter Shelley Smith was among the 75,000 people on hand at Mile High to see Barack Obama accept the Democratic Nomination for President. Clearly, she was not there to see Al Gore at the

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Maybe This is Why His Father Ignores Him

Justin August 28, 2008 0

Bills Rookie Tackle Demetrius Bell is the lowest rated player in this year’s Madden. The only reason you know who he is is because he’s the estranged son of Karl Malone. But, before you

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Don’t You Forget About Me

Justin August 27, 2008 2

It’s not just a song from Dara Torres’s senior year in high school.  It’s also apparently her mantra

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Who’s The Biggest Douche in Sports?

Justin August 24, 2008 1

Just a couple of nominees left, before we let you answer the ultimate question: Who’s The Biggest Douche in Sports?  Here are our previous qualifiers. Candidate 15: The guy who invented the X-Games

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Oh N-Osi!

Justin August 24, 2008 0

Osi Umenyiora is out for the year with a knee injury.  He hurt it during Saturday Night’s pre-season battle with the Jets.  What does this mean for the Giants and for the NFL as

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The Crackle Recommends

Justin August 21, 2008 0

Back with more things that will hopefully bring a little light to your otherwise sad existence.  We’ve done this before, after stealing the idea from Mcsweeney’s

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Theo Ratliff Signs a New Expiring Contract

Justin August 20, 2008 1

The 76er’s are bringing the big man home, 7 years after he was first traded away during Philly’s run to the 2001 Finals.  Since then, he’s played for four other teams, but more importantly

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Another Seperated at Birth

Justin August 19, 2008 0

Steve Garvey and Vice Presidential Hopeful Evan Bayh:  

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Pick Another Nightspot

Justin August 19, 2008 1

For those of you headed to Saratoga this weekend, a word of advice.  Don’t go here to watch the game: (link from TheBigLead)

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