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Your Family Sucks Compared to the Cassels

Justin September 8, 2008 0

We all know that Matt Cassel will be taking over as QB in New England.  But look at the rest of his family: Jack Cassel: Matt’s older brother earned a no decision after pitching

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Who’s The Biggest Douche In Sports?

Justin September 8, 2008 6

It’s tourney time! Here’s our bracket.  Problems with where your favorite douchebag is seeded? Sound off in the comments section.  But read up on all the entrants, because starting next week, you’ll be voting

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Don’t Worry, Usher is Safe

Justin September 4, 2008 0

I work a few blocks from Columbus Circle, where this afternoon’s NFL Kickoff Concert is being held. Security is tight.  Actually. let me rephrase that. SECURITY IS TIGHT. I saw more cops on my way

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Bad News For McCain. Good News for Hockey

Justin September 2, 2008 2

Well, this is what it’s come too. The only way hockey can make headlines in the US during the summer is for a player to knock up the potential Vice President’s daughter.  That strike

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Who’s The Biggest Douche in Sports?

Justin September 1, 2008 0

Well, here we are. It’s finally time to unveil our final nominee in the ultimate search for sports douchebaggery. Check out the first 15 nominees here. Pretty soon, we’ll unveil our brackets, and then

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The Crackle Recommends

Justin August 30, 2008 0

Here are some more things I like. Check them out. We’ve done it before. It’s an idea stolen with love from McSweeney’s

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Earning Their (Prison) Stripes (Do Jaguars Have Stripes?)

Justin August 30, 2008 0

The Jacksonville Jaguars may not unseat the Colts in the AFC South this season, but they’re well on their way to toppling another NFL dynasty.  They could set the record for most arrests in

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An Inconvenient Post

Justin August 28, 2008 2

ESPN reporter Shelley Smith was among the 75,000 people on hand at Mile High to see Barack Obama accept the Democratic Nomination for President. Clearly, she was not there to see Al Gore at the

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Maybe This is Why His Father Ignores Him

Justin August 28, 2008 0

Bills Rookie Tackle Demetrius Bell is the lowest rated player in this year’s Madden. The only reason you know who he is is because he’s the estranged son of Karl Malone. But, before you

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Don’t You Forget About Me

Justin August 27, 2008 2

It’s not just a song from Dara Torres’s senior year in high school.  It’s also apparently her mantra

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