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Internet Woes, Quarterback Throws and Meaningful Prose

Internet Woes, Quarterback Throws and Meaningful Prose

Justin September 4, 2013 0

SCP family, are you wondering why this posting is coming two days late? Here’s a hint, in the form of a paid advertisement once taken out by the comedian Eugene Mirman in his local

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Black Friday: HBO’s Hard Knocks Week 4

Black Friday: HBO’s Hard Knocks Week 4

Justin August 28, 2013 0

My Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue came today. That means we’re inching even closer to the regular season.  That also means we’re inching even closer to the end of the latest edition of Hard

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Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Pet Names, Kids’ Games and Fan Shames

Justin August 26, 2013 0

Internet, I have a girlfriend. It’s been a few months and so far, so good. I have absolutely no complaints. I actually have one complaint. I have  no idea what to call her. Now,

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Home At Last: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013 Week 3

Home At Last: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013 Week 3

Justin August 20, 2013 0

I had my first fantasy draft over the weekend. That means the NFL season is growing ever closer. Another indication? We’re now halfway through the Hard Knocks season. What did week 3 have in

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Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Justin August 19, 2013 0

I have a great idea for a kids movie. There’s this group of little girls who have all been abandoned by their families. They live in abject poverty and indentured servitude to an abusive

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Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Justin August 14, 2013 0

I was at the Yankee game tonight and I would like to sincerely thank the fat fuck and his fat fucking girlfriend who sat two seats down from me and yelled after every pitch.

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Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Justin August 12, 2013 0

Here’s an old Louie CK bit that is relevant to today’s conversation: Specifically, we’re talking about the pants thing. Much like Louie, I have been having a problem keeping my pants up lately. I

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Dirty Work: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 1

Justin August 6, 2013 0

Its that time of year again. NFL training camps are underway and HBO has selected the team it’s going to follow for the latest season of Hard Knocks. This year, it’s the Cincinnati Bengals.

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Rapper Tips, Smells Like Strips and Arod’s Purple Lips

Justin August 5, 2013 0

I think the rapper, T.I., should name his next album “Magnum T.I.” and the cover should be a picture of an extra large condom wrapper and a giant bottle of champagne. That seems like

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Record Rows, Late Shows and Softball Throws

Justin July 29, 2013 0

I once went out with a girl who, early on in our first date, answered one of my shitty “get to know you” questions by saying, “I don’t really like music.” Let me repeat

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