All posts by Justin »

Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Inappropriate Flicks, Heisman Picks and Championship Fix

Justin August 19, 2013 0

I have a great idea for a kids movie. There’s this group of little girls who have all been abandoned by their families. They live in abject poverty and indentured servitude to an abusive

Read More »
Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Do It Again: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 2

Justin August 14, 2013 0

I was at the Yankee game tonight and I would like to sincerely thank the fat fuck and his fat fucking girlfriend who sat two seats down from me and yelled after every pitch.

Read More »
Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Pants Around My Knees, Baby Tease And Injured QB’s

Justin August 12, 2013 0

Here’s an old Louie CK bit that is relevant to today’s conversation: Specifically, we’re talking about the pants thing. Much like Louie, I have been having a problem keeping my pants up lately. I

Read More »

Dirty Work: HBO’s Hard Knocks 2013; Week 1

Justin August 6, 2013 0

Its that time of year again. NFL training camps are underway and HBO has selected the team it’s going to follow for the latest season of Hard Knocks. This year, it’s the Cincinnati Bengals.

Read More »

Rapper Tips, Smells Like Strips and Arod’s Purple Lips

Justin August 5, 2013 0

I think the rapper, T.I., should name his next album “Magnum T.I.” and the cover should be a picture of an extra large condom wrapper and a giant bottle of champagne. That seems like

Read More »

Record Rows, Late Shows and Softball Throws

Justin July 29, 2013 0

I once went out with a girl who, early on in our first date, answered one of my shitty “get to know you” questions by saying, “I don’t really like music.” Let me repeat

Read More »

Summer Blues, Pirates Cruise and Shower Shoes

Justin July 22, 2013 0

I’m sorry, internet. I’ve been neglecting my duties as SCP’s resident important social commentator/dick joke maker. I’ve had a lot going on this summer and our beloved website has been forced to pay the

Read More »

Raw Fluke, The Euk and Enough Puns To Make You Puke

Justin July 1, 2013 0

It’s been pretty terrible in New York lately. It’s been hot, but worse, its been humid. The city become almost unbearable after a few days of humid weather, with the sidewalks baking. the air

Read More »

My Month of 864 Pages

Justin June 17, 2013 0

I was supposed to post this a couple of weeks ago. But, better late than never I guess. It’s time to once again discuss what I’m reading and what I’m thinking while I’m reading

Read More »

Music Class, Story Bypass and Oral Morass

Justin June 10, 2013 0

On Thursday night, I went to see a symphony. Why? Well, dickheads, it’s because I’m a classy motherfucker. You may remember that, a few months ago, I went to a country music show. I

Read More »