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Saturday, November 14th, 2009
Now that William Safire has died, it seems the responsibility for commenting on this nation's usage of its unofficial "official" language falls to me.
It's a daunting endeavor, but one I embark on nonetheless.
The first linguistic issue to be addressed is our culture's recent over-reliance on one specific noun.
That noun? DOUCHE.
Posted in Lifestyle | 1 Comment »
Friday, September 18th, 2009
Like most football fans, I prepare for a weekend of games by tuning into the Friday night edition of MSNBC"s "The Rachel Maddow Show."
Tonight, everyone's favorite ultra liberal lesbian pundit discussed a new study, which tracks political contributions from the players, coaches and organizations which make up the National Football ...
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Thursday, September 17th, 2009
Just weeks after despicable human Curt Schilling discussed the possibility of running for Ted Kennedy's Senate seat, someone else with ties to the Beantown sports scene has thrown his hat into the ring:
Celtics co-owner Stephen Pagliuca has officially announced his campaign to succeed the late Senator Ted Kennedy. He made ...
Posted in Lifestyle, NBA | No Comments »
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
This is literally my worst nightmare:
Former Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling says he has "some interest" in running for the late Edward M. Kennedy's Senate seat.
The longtime Republican supporter wrote Wednesday on his blog that while his family and gaming company are priorities, he does have some interest in ...
Posted in Lifestyle, MLB | 2 Comments »
Friday, July 31st, 2009
Last night, ESPN had Jeremy Schaap do a video journal piece to sum up the Ortiz/Manny steroid list story. At one point, Schaap referred to Papi and Ramirez as the main reason the Red Sox won two World Series titles. At that moment, I thought of Curt Schilling, sitting in ...
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Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
What is up with Jeff Reed's hair? He looks like one of the douchebags you find on thedirty.com. [This is God Given]
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Thursday, December 18th, 2008
This might be old news to you, but it is new to me. Ashton Kutcher is spending his downtime from not acting or creating shiteous TV shows by coaching the North Hollywood Harvard-Westlake School freshman football team. And according to The Star, Kelso is not well liked.
"The kids want him ...
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Monday, December 15th, 2008
It's been nearly 6 months since we began the process of singling out the biggest d-bag in all of sports. Hundreds of votes were cast to reduce our field of 16 candidates down to one final man.
And it brings me great joy to proclaim from the mountain tops, "HEY CURT, WE ...
Posted in Humor, Lifestyle | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
Who's The Biggest Douche in Sports? It's either Schilling or Bonds. The winner (or loser) will be named Monday. You can vote until then. [SCP]
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Monday, December 1st, 2008
We all gave thanks, ate turkey, drank beer, and watched football last weekend. And now we're back at work, sitting at our desks, and counting the days until we can repeat this series of events (note: it's only 23 days away). Here is our wrap of Thanksgiving '08.
King Ing gave ...
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