I’ve always wanted to play college football. Not because I thought I would excel at anything because I wouldn’t. I have a noodle arm, can’t bench my own body weight, and bruise easily.
Why I wanted to be on the team is for reasons like this. Locker room dance off.
The Wake Forest football team has a “Nae Nae” competition. my pick for winner was the white guy jiggling his belly. Always a crowd pleaser.