Harvard offensive lineman Jim Deng has three things going for him in life, let alone this election.
1- He’s Asian
2- He’s big
3- He wasn’t involved in the cheating scandal. He’s Asian, automatically smart.
I mean the man from CT should win just for being Blasian. This video just puts him over the top. He pretty much addressed every cultural stereotype known and I love him for it.
What exactly does a class marshal do? If it has anything to do with hugging and waving at people my man has this election on lock.
And if for some reason Jim Deng doesn’t win, I advise he just sit on the person who does.