Because It’s The Cup

Justin May 15, 2012 0

If you’ve been watching the NHL Playoffs, there’s a good chance you’ve seen one of the league’s “Because it’s the Cup” commercials. Each one profiles a different team or individual player. But the Playoffs aren’t just about the teams and players. They’re also about the fans.

After the jump, we imagine what the script for a  “Because It’s The Cup” commercial about SCP reader Bshrek might look like.

Because I’ve been watching since I was a kid.

Because it’s what my dad did before me.

Because I can do a decent job at work, even if I’m only functioning on 4 hours sleep.

Because I would rather talk about this at office the next day than whatever it is you did over the weekend. You’re weekend is boring.

Because I can DVR Howard Stern on America’s Got Talent and watch it on Tuesday.

Because my friend’s going to text me during the game and I don’t want to admit that I went to bed before the game ended.

Because if the game goes past 10, I’m going to sleep on the couch so my pregnant wife can get a full night of uniterrupted rest.




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