If you’ve been watching the NHL Playoffs, there’s a good chance you’ve seen one of the league’s “Because it’s the Cup” commercials. Each one profiles a different team or individual player. But the Playoffs aren’t just about the teams and players. They’re also about the fans.
After the jump, we imagine what the script for a “Because It’s The Cup” commercial about SCP reader Bshrek might look like.
Because I’ve been watching since I was a kid.
Because it’s what my dad did before me.
Because I can do a decent job at work, even if I’m only functioning on 4 hours sleep.
Because I would rather talk about this at office the next day than whatever it is you did over the weekend. You’re weekend is boring.
Because I can DVR Howard Stern on America’s Got Talent and watch it on Tuesday.
Because my friend’s going to text me during the game and I don’t want to admit that I went to bed before the game ended.
Because if the game goes past 10, I’m going to sleep on the couch so my pregnant wife can get a full night of uniterrupted rest.
BECAUSE ITS THE CUP!