Thanks to the NY Daily News for bringing attention to this Twitter beef between Kate Upton and Sean Avery.

Last month the SI Swimsuit model attended a game between the Rangers and Pittsburgh Penguins. And the following day the model chaser Avery tweeted the following:

“@KateUpton since u couldn’t stop looking @HLundqvist30 last night now u can follow him…….#sorryhesmarried.”

Jealous much?

This in turn lead Upton to respond:

“Weren’t you supposed to be focusing on a game?…at least we all agree I wasn’t staring at you.”

Welcome back, HBO Sports. It’s been a while

Thanks to last summer’s NFL lockout, there was no Hard Knocks 2011. That means SCP hasn’t chronicled an HBO sports series since last winter’s 24/7 Penguins/Capitals.

But a lack of practice is the least of my worries. This year’s NHL winter classic includes the New York Rangers. They’re my favorite team. It’s the first time one of my teams has been featured on one of these shows.  I’m not sure if I’ll be able to look at this with an unbiased eye. And I’m not sure if the fact that I’m already familiar with most of the story lines and characters will enhance or diminish my enjoyment.

There’s only one way to find out. Let’s jump into Episode one of 24/7 Flyers/ Rangers

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Bill Romanowski getting all types of fired up about the Raiders blowout loss to the Packers.

Slow down Romo. Don’t hurt yourself.

Who would have guessed Frank Lampard and Fernando Torres would pump themselves up with a little Bieber before each match at Stamford Bridge?

Remember the movie, “Short Circuit?”

A robot named Johnny 5 becomes alive and then Steve Guttenberg drives in a van with Ally Sheedy and a guy doing a bad Indian accent.  Also, Johnny 5 faces off with some gang members and tells one of them, “You’re mother is a snowblower.” THAT IS A GREAT INSULT!

Recently, the SCP comments section had it’s own Johnny 5 moment. It’s alive!

It started when I posted the hilarious picture of Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain being arrested. Almost instantly, the comments started pouring in. A few were overtly racist and we, rightly, erased them immediately. A couple were very funny. One was very, very dumb.

pklNFL Says:
December 2nd, 2011 at 1:31 pm e

What a shitty article….We dont even know what happened!

Loyal readers know how I usually deal with these sorts of comments.

First of all, pkINFL, thanks for reading. NOW GO FUC….

But wait. Before I could even finish the thought, other SCP readers did the job for me.

Just two hours later, a commenter named ep posted this:

ep Says:
December 2nd, 2011 at 3:36 pm e

pkINFL: This post is about the goofy pic. Click the today link. It takes you to a news site that provides all the details about the arrest.
Using the Internet is only as difficult as you make it.

And about an hour after that came this post from Doc Holliday:

Doc Holliday Says:
December 2nd, 2011 at 4:47 pm e

pklNFL?????

You can’t think at ALL for yourself. Oh your folks must be so proud.

Well I’m all about helping the underprivleged…..try this:

http://blog.sfgate.com/raiders/2011/12/01/raiders-mcclain-arrested-in-shooting/?tsp=1

Both ep and Doc Holliday did a great job taking down an idiot. I’m really proud of them both. But, I must admit, a little part of me is sad. They’re quick commenting makes my own response unnecessary.

There’s now no reason for me to ask pkINFL if leaving that comment is really the best use of the couple minutes of daily internet time the doctors allot to him in between shock therapy and arts and crafts time.  And it’s completely superflous for me to wonder, in print, whether or not his brain is suffering from a lack of oxygen because he’s so clearly a mouth-breathing retarded troglodyte who’s never used the internet before.

So, I won’t do it. Instead, I’ll just say this.

Hey, pkINFL, your mother is a snowblower. Now, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Sports Illustrated. December 12th, 2011.

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They don’t play in Kazakhstan do they? You want to talk trash. Fine, let’s drop the gloves and do this.

When I was their age all I cared about was getting ice cream after the game.

This is the only time I can listen to Skip Bayless talk for more than a minute.

Abigail Clancy has been naughty this year. She’ll probably just get a lump of coal.

This JCPenney ad is all types of weird. You have Kenny Mayne dressed up as Santa Claus and then Bart Scott sits on his lap saying “can’t wait” over and over.

What does this have to do with a department store holiday sale?

Biggie would probably tell Blake Griffin, “Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns.” As his total run at being a professional ping pong player lasted a grand total of 6 minutes.

Actually what did you expect. Us Asians rule at table tennis.