Just another example where girls can make guys do dumb things. Jimmer Fredette on all fours dressed up as a Dalmatian for his fiancee Whitney Wannacott.

You won’t be finding Kemba Walker dressed like this.

-H/T TBL

Rex Ryan telling a fan to “Shut the F up.” Kiss the rings.

Have to love #68 trying to go for a high-five, only to be left hanging when no one was there to receive his love.

The NBA Players Associated announced it’s rejection of the league’s latest offer after a number of players attended a meeting in New York this morning.

We’re experiencing some lovely early fall-like weather here in the Big Apple today, with temperatures in the mid- to upper-60′s.

So, Why are all these guys wearing coats and scarfs?

Wisconsin might have won the game on the field, the Gopher gets the victory off of it.

-H/T CJZERO

If life were a football game, I would be a jumpy left tackle. I’m constantly crossing the line and it’s always offensive.

This is most obvious when it comes to good natured ribbing among friends. This season, I’m in a four person fantasy football league (Don’t worry, we severely limit the available players. It works out well.)  But, the weekly results barely matter. The real fun is in the team names. We decided that every team would change their name every week and, each time, there would be a theme.  Every week, all the team names would make fun of one of the league members. It works out. The league is 16 weeks, including playoffs. That means everyone gets made fun of 4 times.

75% of the names work out perfectly. Even if you’re the subject of the joke, you laugh. It’s nothing too harsh.  But, then, there’s the other 25%. These are the names I come up with. And they are harsh.

I’m not going to give any actual examples because I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings publicly. But, I will try to paint a picture of the scope of my dickishness and the disparity in relative meanness between everyone else’s jokes and the ones I make.

It might look something like this:

Team 1: You wear ugly sweaters

Team 2: Remember that time you got drunk and threw up?

Team 3: You’re not very good at drafting fantasy football teams

Team 4: YOUR MOM DIED OF CANCER!

Can you guess which one is me?

The only saving grace is that I’m just as harsh with myself. You’d be surprised how successfully I can mine a life governed by social awkwardness and a phobia of women topped only by a very real fear of dying alone. IT’S HILARIOUS!

Sports Illustrated: November, 14th, 2011

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They’re sticklers at the University of Saint Andrews in Scotland.

It’s where Kate Middleton and Prince William Went!

Military reunions are like slicing onions to me: Automatic tears.

This is a great job by the Boston Bruins.

WWE Diva Kelly Kelly wishes everyone out there a Happy Veterans Day.

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The USS Carl Vinson will host a game tonight featuring the North Carolina Tar Heels and the Michigan St Spartans. A tribute to the men and women that serve this great nation. Happy Veterans Day.

Check out this cool time lapse video of them building the basketball court on the same ship that buried Osama Bin Laden.

Give me the over 135 points tonight. President Obama isn’t going to show up and watch a low scoring affair.

This was the first thing that came to mind when I saw today’s date.