Happy Birthday To Me, D-Bags!

Justin September 7, 2011 0

I was born on September 7th, 1978. For you calendar fanatics out there, you will notice that that occurred 33 years ago TODAY!

So, what does the upcoming year hold for your old pal, Justin?  People my age tend to measure success through things like marriage, children or professional fulfillment. I don’t really have the energy or the personality to accomplish any of those things.  Instead, I’m just going to read a lot.

John Belushi, Chris Farley and Jesus all died when they were 33.  As far as I can figure, as long as I make it to 34, I will be way more successful than any of them.

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