It seems like the chaos in London has subsided a bit, so now I feel comfortable making fun of it.

Here’s the Logo for the London 2012 Olympic Looting team.

h/t Beltway Buddy via pure evil

This incident happened in a match between Union San Guillermo and Atletico Tostado.

Good thing they were only soccer players, otherwise this referee would have received a real beating.

I love it when the ref grabbed the flag from the linesman and started hitting people with it. At least he finally realized he was outnumbered and ran home.

Why didn’t the US team do this to the official that failed to give a red card on Gerardo Torrado’s takedown of Robbie Rogers?

H/T Bobs Blitz

Mexico international Omar Arellano looks like he soiled himself in last night’s friendly against the United States. I wonder how long that was sitting there?

This is the one and only downfall for wearing white. Trust me I know.

I believe Chrissy Teigen has skyrocketed to the top of my hot chick rankings, which in the scheme of things should mean everything to everybody. Because if you don’t know my word is bond.

Name a female that is cooler, hotter, and funnier than her. You can’t.

Just take a look at what she can do with sausages at Eataly in NYC. Phallic jokes get me everytime.

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Thanks to Gunnerblog, we get to see what the behind the scenes conversations between Arsenal owner, Stan Kroenke and manager Arsene Wenger are like…if they talked with Eminem’s song “Stan” playing in the background. By the sounds of it their relationship has gone straight downhill.

Perfect timing with the English Premier League season opening this weekend.

-NSFW Language

Skylar McBee shows us how he’s getting ready to defend his Tomato Wars championship at this years Grainger County Festival.

It actually sounds really fun throwing fruit at each other. I just don’t think this is the way I would go about training for it.

Do any of you guys remember Deion Sanders’ wood status single, “Must be the Money?” It was horribly good and left me wanting more.

And now that time is here. The long awaited comeback of Prime Time to the rap game! To celebrate his induction into Canton, Sanders enlists the help of his good friend Snoop Dogg on a song called “Hall of Fame.” Not bad, could be worse.

What do you think of Deion?

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Nothing like a pretty young lady to make Mark Sanchez feel all uncomfortable taking this photo. I think his right arm makes “contact.”

Chuck Knoblauch is following me on twitter.

I was initially very excited when I received the email informing me of that fact. Then I looked at his account and realized he’s following thousands of people. He probably just started clicking follow on everyone who follows him.

Knoblauch, obviously, was a key part in some great Yankee teams, but he somehow never made much of an impression on me. I don’t remember very many at bats nor any particularly great moments from his time in pinstripes.  The things I do remember are him not picking up the ball during the playoff game against the Indians and, of course, his inability to throw to first.

It was that topic that led to the greatest call in sports talk radio history.

I was driving home from Boston with my father. We must have been in Central Connecticut because the WFAN signal was coming in and out. Mike and the Mad Dog were taking calls on the topic of Knoblauch’s throwing problems. That’s when it happened. “Hey guys, I think I know what the Yankees should do with Knoblauch. They should send him down to Cuba so he can overthrow Castro.”

HILARIOUS. The caller said it with what sounded like a straight face. He didn’t give any indication that he was joking, which made it even funnier. The best part though, was the response from the Mensa duo of Francesca and Russo. Mike said, “No one has had minor league teams in Cuba since the Brooklyn Dodgers. What is this guy talking about?” Then Chris said, “‘Nother clueless caller, hey Mikey? What is that guy thinking?”

THEY DIDN’T GET IT! Both my father and I lost it. We were laughing hysterically. We were yelling at the radio. It got us through the rest of the long drive home.

So, thank you Chuck Knoblauch. Not for your barely memorable Yankee career. But for being the butt of a great joke and the spark of a revelation that the two most successful sports radio hosts in history are MORONS.

And for following me on Twitter. (@Justin_SCP)

Sports Illustrated August 8, 2011

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Former New York Ranger defenseman Ron Greschner  is apparently shopping for a new Presidential candidate.

At least that’s what his facebook status update seems to indicate

H/T Bob’s Blitz