After watching this 1 minute highlight reel of Javale McGee in a pickup game at The Hax, I realized all you have to do is pretty much throw it anywhere close to the rim and he would get it. Javale would have been a perfect teammate in the Asian 3 on 3 hoops challenge.

I know he’s not Asian, but if you saw some of these guys at the tournament they didn’t resemble anything that comes out of the Far East. One dude playing looked like Hasheem Thabeet.

-H/T Capital Games

Not the greatest camera work, but just watching a fellow Asian pick and dunk on LeBron James brought a tear to my eye. Then after a LBJ turnover, “The Great Chinese Hope” comes back down and adds insult to injury by draining a three ball in his eye.

Granted LeBron didn’t try that hard to block either the dunk or jumper. Maybe he just had the cute little panda on his mind.

Surprised no one has confiscated this footage.

Here we have Mark Sanchez gracing the September cover of GQ. He can try all he wants, but we know who the top dog is and he resides in New England.

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Willpower was the last thing Will Power showed after his crash with Danica Patrick at the MovTthatBlock.com Indy race yesterday. Just showing his frustration at the haste restart by race officials with a wet track.

When in doubt flip the double bird. And if you want to add more emphasis, do what Power did and throw them up while doing your O-Face.

-H/T Last Angry Fan

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A bunch of NBA stars are heading over to China during the lockout. Chris Paul, Carmelo Anthony, and Kevin Durant started the Nike team off…and it looks like LeBron James has now taken over the basketball clinics in the Far East.

The trip can’t be all work and no play. So in his downtime LBJ had a chance to visit the Chengdu Panda Reserve for some one on one time with my favorite animal.

Do you think  it was the same panda Carmelo Anthony held?

I would like to start this week with a quick message to our nation’s homeless population.

Hello, homeless population.

Thank you for stopping by our website while trolling for illicit pornography on the computers at the public library.  I would like to make a request. Would it be possible for you to stop displaying the gaping flesh wounds on your legs while sitting or laying on our nation’s sidewalks or in our subway stations and ATM vestibules? It’s a bit over the top. Thanks.

Now,  let’s move on to a reader comment.

311Brusier Says:
August 6th, 2011 at 2:27 am e

Justin, Your a moron if you think Kobe raped that girl. Open your mouth wide Vick right down your throat!!!!

Hi, 311Bruiser. Thanks for reading.  GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Mr Bruiser’s comment is actually a response to one that I, myself, made to a King Ing post, which showed Kobe Bryant wearing a Michael Vick Eagles jersey. I was surprised that my friend, the King, chose not to highlight either of those facts.  Or to put it another way:

Seriously, dude? You have a rapist wearing a dog killer’s jersey and you don’t mention either of them?

So, that’s what prompted 311Bruiser’s rather rude rejoinder.

My first question: What took you so long?

King Ing posted the photo on January 11th. My comment went up a day later. Why are you just reacting to it 8 months later? Do you have a particularly slow dial up connection on your computer?

I also have some questions about your name. Are you a fan of the proto-punk band 311? I liked them when they were famous too. Maybe we can use this similarity to mend the torn fabrics of our tattered relationship. Unless you’re named after New York City’s public information telephone helpline. In which case, that’s just fucking weird, dude.

As far as the opinion that I am a moron for thinking Kobe raped that girl. It seems the vagaries of the legal system will prevent both you and I from ever knowing for sure whether or not Mr. Bryant did, in fact, force himself onto that woman. In fact, the only two people who will ever know the full truth are Mr. Bryant and his accuser.  I know it’s frustrating.  Inquiring minds want to know. Am I right?

But where you really lose me, Bruiser, is in the second part of your comment, “Open your mouth wide Vick right down your throat!!!!”

I’m not exactly sure what you’re trying to say here. Does my belief that Kobe Bryant may have raped a woman directly lead to the insertion of Michael Vick into my throat? And how much of the Eagles quarterback will be going down my throat. Are you insinuating that Pro Bowl quarterback Michael Vick will orally rape me because I believe future hall of famer Kobe Bryant raped a woman? Because that seems to be perpetuating the cycle of sexual violence, and I think we’d all agree that’s not a direction we need to go in.

Oh, and one last thing before I go..

It’s “you’re,” not “your,” YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKTWAT!

Sports Illustrated August 15th, 2011.

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Fundamentals! Fundamentals! Fundamentals! Layups cost this man the opportunity to win a new Camaro. Instead he just got this stinking YouTube video to remind him of his epic fail.

He handled it well. I guess all you can do is laugh at yourself.

P.S. Kind of reminds me of Justin playing basketball.

This dog is just defiling the Barcelona logo. Wonder what Lionel Messi will have to say about this?

-H/T Who Ate all the Pies

Guyism finds a group from Boston that created their own website asking Chad Ochocinco to live with them. I think they should. What can go wrong sleeping in the Boom Boom Room. [Live with us, 85]

The track list to the songs you will be hearing while you play NBA2k12. Hot Fire!

Eminem & Royce Da 5’9” – Fast Lane

Travis Barker – Let’s Go f. Yelawolf, Twista, Busta Rhymes & Lil Jon

CyHi Da Prynce – Sideways (2K Remix)

Kurtis Blow – Basketball

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