I believe Chrissy Teigen has skyrocketed to the top of my hot chick rankings, which in the scheme of things should mean everything to everybody. Because if you don’t know my word is bond.
Name a female that is cooler, hotter, and funnier than her. You can’t.
Just take a look at what she can do with sausages at Eataly in NYC. Phallic jokes get me everytime.