Gilbert Arenas Live Tweets A Bad Blind Date

Justin June 8, 2011 3

Leave it to Agent Zero to throw caution to the wind, as well as any residual life lessons from Anthony Weiner’s current imbroglio.

The Magic guard has been live-tweeting what is apparently a terrible blind date. And he’s cracking me up.

Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA.

Bonus points for the Coming to America reference.

And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA

Mr. Arenas is no fan of the animal prints.

Ill let u guys know what happen after this date. Should be funny!!!

Yes. Yes it should.

She just had the nerve to ask me if I like her shirt…”ummmmmm yea on my floor near the fire place”imma call PETA to come get you

You see what he did there? Instead of going with the usual “your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor” gag, Gilbert Arenas went with the bearskin rug reference. That’s some solid joke making.

Look at this hot mess…she all most caught me takin the pic..

MULTIMEDIA! Let’s look

gilbert's date, arenas

This dragon can eat….I’m glad were at a all u can eat… She went to the rest rm..I think I’m busted you guys. Her friend texted her.

Damnit. Girls always have shitty friends who ruin things.

I don’t think imma get the goods tonight…I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat…

Up until this point, he still figured he could bang her. That’s the same kind of confidence that helps you hit game winning 3’s from midcourt.

If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a “rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal”from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

That’s fruit and pancakes, for the uninitiated. IHOP also has an all you can eat pancakes deal. Gil may have considered this option as well.

She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date

I don’t think he means Saks 5th Avenue. I think he means she bought it on the street. The same way my dad used to buy me uncut sheets of garbage pail kids and knockoff transformers.

She called me a jack ass.. I said “she looks so cute with her little ugly self” who’s NEXT

No wonder his fiance killed his piranhas and had him served with child support papers at halftime. GILBERT ARENAS IS TOUGH ON THE LADIES!

3 Comments »

  1. GLENN June 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm -

    I have four daughters so I didn’t like “playing-her” at least her face was hidden and the print blouse was cultural OK, so again I don’t think MEN kiss and tell (OLD SCHOOL)- it was a two faced encounter-face you put on for her and the one you were sharing with the world. A lot of people stayed in your (Gilbert’s) corner with your dumb-ass locker room “gun” situation and if the Judge wasn’t so kind or if you lived in NY under Emperor Bloomberg you would be in jail instead of sharing a meal with some pretty young women- whose heart you broke NATIONALLY…GOOD THING SHE HAD A FRIEND LOOKING OUT FOR HER. Upon reflection you lost a fan young man!!

  2. ridley June 9, 2011 at 6:37 pm -

    Gilbert is a big sissy bwoy….”mouth a gun” we call them in the Caribbean. If he doesn’t like the chick, still treat her nice and let her go not to return. If gotton to “bang” her, he would not be saying such bad things. I think its a case of the fox and the sour grapes….yes sisy bwoy.

  3. Ernie June 10, 2011 at 5:21 pm -

    I have lost alot of respect for Gilbert after what he did disowning his fiance and his kids. He knowns that because he was empowered by the sorry Wizards”,with a max contract, he can do a act anyway he wants. Keep it up.

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