You Will Never Find A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Justin April 13, 2011 1

We’re  going right back to the well today. Yesterday, we presented a list of sports figures with names that sounded like they could have been Civil War Generals.

Today, in honor of the beginning of the NHL playoffs, it’s players with names that sound like they came out of Star Wars.

Garnet Exelby (D)-Blackhawks
Alexander Salak (G) Blackhawks
Sami Salo (D) Canucks
Yann Sauve (D) Canucks
Marcel Goc (C) Predators
Teemu Laakso (D) Predators
Pekka Rinne (G) Predators
Ryan Getzlaf (C) Ducks
Saku Koivu (C) Ducks
Timo Pielmeier Ducks
Ilari Filppula (C) Red Wings
Valterri Filppula (C) Red Wings
Jakub Kindl (D) Red Wings
Vernon Fiddler (C) Coyotes
Taylor Pyatt (L) Coyotes
Petr Prucha (R) Coyotes
Anze Kopitar (C) Kings
Johnathan Quick (G) Kings
Logan Couture (C) Sharks
Antii Niemi (G) Sharks
Niclas Wallin (D) Sharks
Alex Frolov (L) Rangers
Illka Heikkinen (D) Rangers
Brandon Prust (L) Rangers
Blair Betts (C) Flyers
Kimmo Timonen (D) Flyers
Steve Montador (D) Sabres
Zdeno Chara (D) Bruins
Milan Lucic (L) Bruins
Tuuka Rask, Tuukka (G) Bruins
P.K Subban (D) Bruins
Jaroslav Spacek (D) Bruins (It has space right in it!)
Paul Ranger (D) Lightning
Arron Asham (R) Penguins
Ben Lovejoy (D) Penguins
Brooks Orpik (D) Penguins

One Comment »

  1. John April 13, 2011 at 5:41 pm -

    No Zarley Zalapski?

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