All the University of California baseball team wants to do is play baseball. I mean the program has only been around 119 years. Yet they still get cut for lack of funding. .

I mean this video alone should have generated all the money they needed.

LET THEM PLAY!!

Not really sure who this Keenan Cahill is, but a search on YouTube revealed that this kid really likes to lip-sync. Enough to even get the likes of 50 Cent and David Guetta involved.

But this “GO NY GO” video with Landry Fields, Andy Rautins and the Knicks City Dancers might take the cake.

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Congratulations to Irina Shayk for gracing the cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. I had a feeling it was going to be her or Chrissy Teigen.

Cristiano Ronaldo you lucky bastard.

Jimmer Fredette might be the frontrunner for the Naismith Award, but that honor pales in comparison to being the main character in a “Bed Intruder Song” parody.

As we all know, you haven’t really made it in this world if no one has tried to make a song about you in an Antoine Dodson voice.

Remi Gaillard is back with another version of his real life Mario Kart character.

Look at him just drive into the supermarket to pick up some more bananas.

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Readers, do you remember Snigglets?

They’re “words that aren’t in the dictionary, but should be.” It was a comedy bit that Rich Hall turned into an empire of TV appearances and multiple books. Sort of like an early 80′s version of “Shit My Dad Says.”

A couple of examples:

Banectomy: (n) the removal of brusies on a banana

slurm: (n) The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

America, I’ve decided to throw my own contribution into the sniglet galaxy:

Barpocket: (n) the giant ball of receipts and cash that you find on your dresser, the morning after a night out drinking.

Friends, I do not socialize often. But last week, I actually went out two (2) times.  And both times I woke up the next morning with no idea how much money I had spent. And in that moment, with my head still swimming, the last thing I wanted to do was unspool a crumpled ball of papers to see if I had enough to pay for breakfast.

It’s not all bad, of course.  There is a special joy that comes from peeling off a few singles only to find a stack of twenties nestled safely underneath.

So, there you are, Rich Little. Do with this what you wish.  If you’re still alive, of course.

Sports Illustrated: February 14th, 2011

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I never knew Stanford guys could be this funny. Always thought they were smart Asian dorks (like myself). But check out Landry Fields try to sell his jersey to anyone and everyone that would walk into Modells. Just abusing young girls at H-O-R-S-E.

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and NSFW. This is the total opposite of a dong drawing.

If this was the actual strategy soccer players used maybe more Americans would watch.

After the internet went crazy for Johnny McEntee and his crazy football trick shots, the UCONN women’s basketball team decided to fire out a shot of their own. They sent Caroline Doty out there to hit this crazy behind the basket shot.

Championship belt her!

-H/T Sox & Dawgs