It was only a matter of time before someone tried to remix Wiz Khalifa’s song “Black and Yellow” into a song for their favorite team. And of course it would have to be for one of the teams I hate the most. Listen as Laker fans Game, Snoop Dogg, and YG rap “Purp & Yellow.” (NSFW lyrics)
The guys in the Tim Brown jerseys must be glad they left when they did. Otherwise they would have had about 30 Charger fans pounding them on the concrete.
The only thing more entertaining than watching the Jets lose 45-3 last night was watching the wind wreak havoc with Donald Trump’s hair. I have never seen it move before. Just tremendous
One of my favorite parts of College Gameday is the predictions section where the great Lee Corso dons the headgear of who he thinks will win that Saturday’s marquee matchup. That part of the program is so popular ESPN decided to actually make an oversized head of Corso himself.
Unfortunately someone in Corvallis decided to steal it over the weekend. Then this picture hit the Internet.
Have you finished your holiday shopping yet? I have. I also haven’t started yet.
One of the benefits of being both Jewish* and single** is that I don’t have to buy shit for anyone.
*other advantages include hyper-intellect, unfettered access to pastrami and larger than average penis
**seriously, ladies, we have big ones. Interested? justin@sportscracklepop.com
There’s no longer any large family gathering to exchange gifts. In fact, the closest thing we have is the five minutes on Thanksgiving when we all sit down together and try to figure out when Hanukkah starts.
This isn’t to say I didn’t get any gifts. My mom got me a scarf at Marshalls, but she probably would have done that, holiday or not.
It’s just that the entire culture of holiday shopping and bargain hunting and “making other people happy” doesn’t apply to me. I, unlike the good folks at Sports Illustrated, would not need to take next week off. And so, I wouldn’t have to put out a double issue this week. It was probably a lot of work to write because it was definitely an effort to read. Let’s dive right in.
This commercial is for some tv search engine thing. But who cares? It’s really just fun to watch Kevin Bacon talk about how much he loves Kevin Bacon while doing an impression of someone doing an impression of Kevin Bacon.
Ahead of tomorrow night’s “Lebron back in Cleveland” extravaganza on TNT, Charles Barkley appeared on Conan. TBS promoting TNT. It’s corporate synergy! Don’t be shocked if Tyler Perry appears with Craig Sager at halftime.