Vincent Chase Must Die

Justin July 19, 2010 2

While watching Entourage on HBO last night, I found myself checking the clock to see how much longer it was going to last.  I was bored out of my mind. A show that was once great has now lost its way. We’re only a few episodes in, but this season is shaping up to be the worst in the history of the show. The life and times of these people was interesting when Vince was an up and coming movie star or when he was an actor taking a chance on a passion project and especially when he was a complete Hollywood washout trying to claw his way back. Now, the writers have made him an unmitigated success and they have no idea what to do about it.

Turtle has a limo service? How did that happen? No need to explain that.

Vince is an adrenaline junkie? There’s never been any indication that he was like that, but sure, go ahead. Also, HE BOUGHT A DINOSAUR HEAD!!!

The previews for next week apparently showed Drama and John Stamos playing ping pong to save Drama’s career.  What the fuck is that?

There’s only one way to save this show. VINCENT CHASE HAS TO DIE!

He already has the motorcycle. Now, have him run it into a wall.

Will Eric be able to attract clients now that his main selling point is dead? How will he deal with Scott Caan’s douchebag character, considering he’s the one who fed into Vince’s stupid adrenaline habit?

Will anyone in the business actually speak to Drama now that he’s just a shitty mid-40’s actor and not the brother of a A list star? Does John Stamos have anything better to do than hang out with him?

Will Ari be able to focus on taking over the world now that the only client he ever actually cared about is dead? Will the NFL fake-return to Los Angeles now that the man they’ve selected to own the team is having a nervous breakdown?

What will happen to Turtle? Will he realize he’s a 33 year old man who dresses like a 14 year old boy? Will he be able to function now that he realizes super hot girls no longer have a reason to speak with him?

Those are questions that I would enjoy seeing answered. Not whether or not Drama can be a sitcom star or what will happen with the slutty agent who Ari fired or whether or not Vince can get his dinosaur head fixed. IT’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR HEAD!!!!!


  1. Ryan McGee July 21, 2010 at 2:18 pm -

    I hate the fact that it is only a half hour show too…It is way too similar to a soap opera my mom watches…They start a ton of topics then either dont fully explain them, never talk about them again, or just leave you hanging until next week…I really hope they dont drop the ball with this show…It has been so good in the past years that I hope they don’t let me down…I agree with the stuff your saying besides that Vince needs to die…There are other things that can be done to save the show without something that drastic…

  2. GeeGeeSnider August 9, 2010 at 8:34 am -

    Funny, you were right!

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